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Edit: 45 points in 33 minutes? Genuinely don't think I've ever had a post get upvoted that fast that quickly on Lemmy. YOU DEGENERATES

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[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 67 points 1 week ago (7 children)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

what the fuck am I looking at?

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Japan is open about all the weird shit people should keep private, and private about a lot of things the rest of the world would talk to a stranger about.

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Yep. I recall going into the adult area of a manga store, and there was just a full on lolicon poster on the wall. Pretty sure putting that up where I live would get you a jail sentence.

[–] Ludrol@szmer.info 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The more I look at it the worse it gets. Her face expression, yellow drip over the cardboard, 尿かけ氷は on the whiteboard. Disgusting.

[–] witchybitchy@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

not gonna bother translating the japanese for the rest of us?

[–] SuDmit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago

Considering they bothered to write it down, the only thing remaining is copypasting into translator.

"Urine on ice"

[–] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Enough Lemmy for today.

[–] randomuser38529@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Either this warning got lost in translation or it’s all about marketing.

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

I've read enough cursed doujinshi to know even worse things...

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

I didn't see this at Baskin Robbins. They did have "fake girl fart-box" though.

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

Is there chocolate at the bottom of the cone?

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 7 points 1 week ago
[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

High quality shitpost

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I bet it tastes like

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[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

For mobile users, flip landscape

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Thanks... still dont know what does OP mean

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago
[–] cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 week ago

I am burning this shit, but I couldn't stand the smell so much I might pass out.

[–] Mynameisallen@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

I mean I’ll ask for a sample I guess

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

!cursedicecream@lemmy.ohaa.xyz

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is the joke that it's a trap and theres banana in there?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wonder what 2D spit would feel like... 🤔

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 5 points 1 week ago

Flat. Like soda left out.

"...do you do samples?"