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[–] hark@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Wasn't this the boomer retirement plan? Societal collapse takes a lot longer than one would think.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Hopefully I'll be dead by 65

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Want assistance? I haven't got much experience with people, but I do have slaughtered a bunch of poultry, I have my own axe and I'm quite keen to help

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Money is already meaningless. Worthless is the correct word.

[–] Zenith@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

I had a free ticket out of here and I fucked it up by getting an organ transplant FML

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)
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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

In all honesty, my retirement plan is to go out with a bang in an act of left-wing extremist terror. We have seen way too little left-wing extremist terror in the past few years.

I’ve already staked out the place im gonna turn into a post apocalyptic fort. I know where the tastiest rich people live nearby.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Man, a lot of you are going to be absolutely fucked if we somehow don't have societal collapse.

No wonder so many people keep pushing accelerationist rhetoric.

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The average lifespan in the US has fallen 3 years in a row and is the same as the part of the UK with the worst average lifespan. With the destruction of the CDC and the removal of food safety inspections they keep attempting, I don't think many of us will have to worry about it.

Besides, Berretas are cheap.

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sure, you can try one on yourself first

That was the implication. Somebody's getting a blow job on my 65th birthday, and it sure as hell isn't gonna be me.

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