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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Kidney stones > kicked in the nuts.

I have heard kidney stones is more in the vein of child birthing.

I mean now when we all talk about things we really don't know much stuff about.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago

Nutblows don't give you dat sweet sweet oxy

[–] MITM0@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The comments are totally going to be reasonable with this one😅

[–] Shamber@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

Interesting logic though 😅

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (10 children)

While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them.

Edit: Owner of balls here, the muscle pain I felt in my arms (due to overexcercise) this morning was worse than getting kicked in the balls.

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

While there are actually more painful things than childbirth (some people who gave birth can attest), getting kicked in the nuts is clearly not one of them

Have you tried both?

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We’ll have to find a trans guy who gave birth and had bottom surgery afterwards.

Although I don’t think the scrotes they can make right now have the same kinds of nerve endings. I’ll never get to try CBT :(

[–] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Isn't that the plot of "Predestination"? If I understood it correctly.

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[–] 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 weeks ago

Infected road rash all up your right arm is so much worse too, and I imagine there's probably worse things than that once you get into spinal pain

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