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[–] Noerknhar@feddit.org 94 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I sometimes question if we are truly the same species.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 weeks ago

we are very diverse

[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 71 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

"Hookwoorms, get in my feet please!"

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Also all the tire dust that is releasing chemicals onto the skin.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

definitely don't think about what breathing it in does to you :)

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[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 21 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

unless you're in a place where human shit flows freely, that is not much of a concern. stores are usually not such places.

[–] FryHyde@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

SOMEBODY'S never been to a Ross Dress For Less, I see...

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[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

City streets on the other hand

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[–] ninekeysdown@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s exactly what I was thinking. Humans suck at remembering history when they can’t see the consequences anymore.

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 65 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

There is an actual belief out there that your feet get some sort of power by connecting to mother nature barefoot. It's insane woo nonsense, but that meme lifehack literally would be something they might do, lol

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 68 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

The linoleum floor of a supermarket is a godless abomination, further from mother nature than any other surface

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[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 46 points 2 weeks ago

Nothing quite like a spiritual connection with concrete

[–] juliebean@lemm.ee 21 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

ugh, i hate that woo-woo "grounding" bullshit. gives the rest of the barefooters a bad name. honestly there's so many good reasons to go unshod without bringing in magical nonsense.

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[–] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I once found a pair of barefoot running sandals online that were otherwise normal with rubber soles etc, but had a copper rivet inserted through the sole to facilitate that connection to earth.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 weeks ago

There are people who tie a wire around their toe to ground them to the earth when they sleep in bed... So

[–] zakobjoa@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Connecting to some basic ass tile work.

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[–] Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 54 points 2 weeks ago (29 children)

Since when is it illegal? Nobody has ever raised any objection, let alone tried to stop me going dogs out to the shops.

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[–] bieren@lemmy.zip 52 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

People that walk around cities barefoot need to be avoided at all costs.

[–] herrvogel@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I once saw a girl very abruptly stop walking on a rather busy street, throw herself down on a nearby bench in a hurry, take out her stuff from her tote bag and just start knitting with an oddly peaceful expression on her face as if nothing happened. I was left wondering what the fuck I just witnessed. Happened in the span of like 4 seconds.

Yes she was barefoot.

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[–] daannii@lemmy.world 48 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (7 children)

Back in my hippie days, we would do a little trick. You get some hemp. Few beads. Whatever. Tie it around your big toe then loop it around your ankle. So it looks like you are wearing flip flops at a glance.

Did it all the time.

As a more informed person. I do not really recommend walking barefoot anywhere except a park or your own space. And beaches.

Cause dogs literally pee on every surface that exists in a city.

And also hepatitis.

Glass. Other sharp things.

Even if you have thick soles, they can take out gashes of it.

And the sidewalk is hella hot in the summer.

Go barefoot at your own risk. But know the risks. Mkay.?

[–] solarvector@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'd say dog pee is the least concerning thing on the list.

Also, parasites 😬

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[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

That's kind of disgusting.

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[–] Cris_Color@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 27 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Once upon a time I was a barefoot hippie. If you extrapolate flip-flops down to their Platonic ideal, you can arrive at something you can fold up into your back pocket.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm reminded of this one barefoot hippie who would do nature survival shows without shoes. I understand how it worked for him in the forest or desert with brambles and whatnot, but how does that work in an urban area?

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Asphalt is hot but as long as you keep moving, and you've built up some callouses, it's not that bad. I always kept to the grass on the side when I could.

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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 2 weeks ago

Stores can't dictate what's legal, so this is not illegal. It's just not allowed under some store rules, but the most they can do is kick you out.

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 2 weeks ago

Uncommon yes, but not illegal.

[–] RedStrider@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

I like going outside barefoot but this is just disgusting.

[–] BingoBongoBang@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Combine the drawbacks of wearing shoes with the drawbacks of going barefoot.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why are you walking barefoot whilst constricting your toes that's confusing me

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[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn I coulda saved money on getting my soles redone

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