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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 133 points 1 day ago (2 children)

in fact, this green text was made purely from asking chatgpt what ai will look like in 10 years

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Unironically the best greentext I ever read was the bottomless pit one written by AI

That was like 3 years ago when generative AI was fun and whimsical

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The last time I had fun with LLMs was back when GPT2 was cutting-edge, I fine-tuned GPT2-Medium on Twitch chat logs and it alternates between emote spam, complete incoherence, blatantly unhinged comments, and suspiciously normal ones. The bot is still in use as a toy, specifically because it's deranged and unpredictable. It's like a kaleidoscope for the slice of internet subculture it was trained on, much more fun than a plain flawless mirror.

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[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 8 points 1 day ago

The first ai green texts made me laugh so much. They managed to perfectly capture the essence of a green text but because they were dumb they would create the most weird situations.

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[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 65 points 1 day ago (3 children)

This guy bought so many rare monkey tokens. Ai is impressive in some aspects, but it's not nearly as impressive as the marketing that drives the massive amounts of investment into it.

The US economy is doing anything it can to create growth, which is causing investors to create a bubble around AI that is "too big to fail".

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[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 47 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

I wonder if personal websites with links to each other, like in the olden days, will start growing in popularity again because of how trust is slowly eroded for anything not in your direct control, and search engines becoming more and more useless 🤔

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But, but, how will we monetize it? How!?

/s

I long for the early 2k internet. So much potential positivity for humanity.

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[–] sandflavoured@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

Same here! This will be the way for me.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

Gotta spin me up a Neocities page...

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

I think this vastly overestimates the average person's ability to recognise or even care to recognise what is AI and what is not.

You've got all those videos on Facebook which are BLATANTLY AI and the comment section is split between "wow, amazing!" and "it's AI you fucking morons"

The latter will eventually leave the platform and the former will be all that's left.

[–] breecher@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And it is not going to take 10 years. It is right around the corner.

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[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Then new people will grow up in an environment where its only the wow amazing people and they never hear from the its ai you moron people.

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[–] ijedi1234@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This has already happened, many years ago. I know this because everyone but me is actually a highly sophisticated robot that resembles a member of my species. I'm onto you.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

When I was a kid I had a theory that I'm the only conscient being in the world, and that everyone is some sort of a robot.

I couldn't share it with anyone, because obviously no one was real but me.

[–] insomniac@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He figured it out. Time to shut it down.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Finally. This iteration was starting to become weird anyway.

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[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 8 points 1 day ago

you can't trick me machine. You can't convince me I am the robot and you are the conscious. it can't be possible.

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[–] elvis_depresley@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Part of the fun of watching stuff isn't because it "customised to me" it's sharing an experience with the creator(s) and friends, family etc.

I see genAI being used as a tool for creators but not as an automation of content creation.

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I don't think everyone is into that link tho (/j)

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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Actually, polls show that most people are not fond of AI-generated content and want it to be labelled or don't want it at all.

As for generating your own entertainment at home, see interactive movies. They did not take off because people don't want to be "working" for their entertainment. That's their time to relax and not make decisions.

All in all, we're not as careless as it may seem.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 1 day ago

Not to mention those interactive movies from the early 90s games that also didn't take off because they were sorely lacking in the game department

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 6 points 19 hours ago

A fb group i moderate recently had an AI jammed up it. I ran a poll to keep or disable. "Get rid of it" got more votes than the option "Put a gimp mask on it and whore it out for grapefruit"

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[–] halvar@lemy.lol 19 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I personally doubt that will happen, since the current models require a lot of data to get better, something we actually don't have. The real danger is what happens once we figure out how to make models without an absurd amount of data.

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago

As well as that, the internet is less reliable since there's a lot more botshit on it.

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[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 16 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (5 children)

Reputation and PGP signatures could be used to verify real human made content. That is, of course, if people actually care, which I think will be rare.

There might be no-ai communities, that require this and are closed down to avoid being scraped for ai training.

Edit: Also AI is already enshittifiying itself, which might get worse if it becomes more widespread than it already is.

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[–] Rossphorus@lemmy.world 13 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Video evidence is relatively easy to fix, you just need camera ICs to cryptographically sign their outputs. If the image/video is tampered with (or even re-encoded) the signature won't match. As the private key is (hopefully!) stored securely in the hardware IC taking the photo/video, any generated images or videos can't be signed by such a private key.

[–] topherclay@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

So whatever way the camera output is being signed, what's stopping you from signing an altered video with a similar private key and then saying "you can all trust that my video is real because I have the private key for it."

The doubters will have to concede that the video did indeed come from you because it pairs with your key, but why would anyone trust that the key came from the camera step instead of coming from the editing step?

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 7 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

You can enter the camera as evidence, and prove that it has been used for other footage. Each camera should have a unique key to be effective.

So if you create a new key, it won't match the one on am existing camera. If you steal the key, then once that's discovered, the camera should generate a new one.

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 7 points 19 hours ago (9 children)

Mate, digital cinema uses this encryption /decryption method for KDMs.

The keys are tied into multiple physical hardware ids, many of which (such as player/.projector ) are also married cryptographically. Any deviation along a massive chain and you get no content.

Those playback keys are produced from DKDMs that are insanely tightly controlled. The DKDM production itself even more so.

And that's just to play a movie. This is proven tech, decades old. You're not gonna break it with premiere.

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[–] yournamehere@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago

email. gmail already summarizes every mail by default in the US. most emails are bot spam. ppl start using ai bots to answer emails. is that the internet of things?

[–] WILSOOON@programming.dev 10 points 1 day ago

Skynut is coming, in all its smutty glory and we can do nothing about it

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

>I have long-since decided to stop watching new media altogether, opting instead for anime that I downloaded and hoarded before 2030, that I can verify was made before generative AI gained popularity

And I'm open to recommendations, I need to stockpile a good 30 years worth of content and I only have like 2 right now

[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have a friend that does a rolling schedule on her hoarded old media, which according to her, is sufficient for the rest of her life.

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[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Before the invention of video, humanity didn't have video evidence either and still managed. We are approaching the end of a ~150 year time period in the history of humanity in which video evidence is persuasive.

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[–] MudMan@fedia.io 8 points 1 day ago

Man, the AI Bros shilling this stuff are really active in 4Chan, apparently.

[–] match@pawb.social 8 points 1 day ago

We should get polaroids and analog film again

[–] CPMSP@midwest.social 8 points 1 day ago
[–] Dogyote@slrpnk.net 8 points 17 hours ago

Simetimes I think the future will resemble the pre-internet era. AI content will be so easy to create that the zone will be flooded with shit, and only a few reputable sources will be trusted, like when there were only a few TV news channels.

[–] alligalli@feddit.org 7 points 12 hours ago

Time to get up and go outside :)

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Reading this made my eye twitch.

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[–] StarlightDust@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 17 hours ago

That porn had to be trained on real people's bodies who will never see a penny of it. That's laundered revenge porn.

[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 hours ago

I like to think humans will go back to interacting with each other in person thanks to AI destroying the internet

in the futuer we will b fighting the terminators, shotgfun jhon connor

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago

The last bullet is true even now. Just go into Threads or Bluesky. So many bots and scammers.

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