Your mom chews wood.
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Ouch i said
Chewable wood should be made available for this.
You're allowed one wood popsicle break for a ten hour shift in the mines
Have you tried sugar cane. Its pretty close and its sweet too :D
Dried liquorice root is also a good choice ^^
Toothpicks.
chew sticks for people exist and they're flavored, at least the one's I had as a kid were
https://shadesofafrika.com/licorice-chew-sticks-all-natural/
I'm not actually eating the wood, just making tunnels for a nest. Not even sure why really LOL.
Your IQ goes up notably while you're digging around in your gums with a pair of tweezers for splinters
Oh ... That explains why my memory itself is awesome; I have been chewing wood since elementary school band with the reeds of my clarinet.
But, uh .. what should I chew if I also want really good recall of my memory? 🤔
Me bb