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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 40 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

"It's a propreitery time-measurement standard"

[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 11 points 6 hours ago

I laughed at the absurdity of this comment.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 6 hours ago

pulling into service station with a flat tire

"Got a flat?"

"No, man, it's the damndest thing. Was driving down the road fine when suddenly, the other three just swelled up on me!"

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 23 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

months. hang on Mom is trying to make me eat peas.

[–] fungalfelidae5@lemm.ee 11 points 5 hours ago

milleniums, hold on trying to spawn a new galaxy in

[–] ckmnstr@lemmy.world 12 points 7 hours ago

"Putting diapers on now, DTF?"

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Some religions use unusual measurements for age, but I can’t imagine asking this question.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

this fascinates me please provide search terms for me to do additional research.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 hours ago

The one I was thinking of was actually just Bhutan. I was told it was religious, but it’s just how they do. Very unique

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 10 points 3 hours ago

> Be me
> At work
> Test appears to be finished based on logs
> Engineer asks to restart test at step 156
> Asking coworker about monitoring equipment that is not working
> "Why are you restarting the test? Did the engineer ask?"
> "No, i just thought it would be fun."

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 7 points 5 hours ago

Nice. Im 18 trucks old.

[–] Rusty@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 hours ago

Is it metric years or imperial years?

Story points.

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 hours ago

That’s too early. Should be delaying that a bit so the cord blood drains first.

[–] sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com 3 points 6 hours ago

The iPad kids have (d)evolved once again