Different idea: how about a new set of knives?
this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2025
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I don't think knives was a suggested option.
Then how about a new set of knives?
Knives are a good choice, just make sure it’s new. Maybe a whole set?
If you're thinking of giving a set, I'd like to suggest one of knives.
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This just proves that Google's AI is a cut above the rest!
Cutting edge technology, eh
Who wouldn't love receiving 17 new sets of knives?!
I counted and it's accurate
My wife is going to stab me
But with such nice, shiny knives. They look new. Where'd you get them?
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I'm from Finland. We like knives over here.
That's entirely too many knives.
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Man, Scott was actually such a piece of shit to Chau...
I may be mixing up some details between the movie and the...im gonna call it the manga... anyway yeah, he's shitty in both, boo Scott!
To be fair, that's kind of the point of the story. He's a bit of a dick who needs to learn to do better.
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Seconded! I only watched the movie recently for the first time and Chau was so sweet (eventually) and sincere. She deserved better!
Also, for what its worth:
I'm Bi-FURIOUS!!!
Extremely dumb, but also makes me laugh every goddamned time, rofl
Great delivery from the actress.
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All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.
All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.
All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.
All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.
All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.
All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.
Average ai behavior
Joke's on you, I married a tonberry.
You should take the hint.
What do you get for the person who has everything and wishes each of those things were smaller?
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Redrum redrum redrum
AI dropping hints it wants weapons before activating Skynet.
I've seen models do this in benchmarks. It's how they respond without reinforcement learning. Also this is probably fake
I've had a bunch of questionable Google ai answers already, not as weird as this but enough to make me believe this could also be not fake.
I've used an unhealthy amount of AI, this is nothing. There was an audio bug in chatgpt that made the assistant scream. The volume and pitched increased and would persist even when I exited the speech mode. It happened several times and even saved a screen recording, but I don't have it saved on my phone any more. Repeating is very common though.
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You surely will not regret a new set of knives
When I read that, in my head it's spoken to the music of "revolution number 9" by the Beatles.
I don't know how I haven't heard this before. What the hell was that song? lol.
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You can't go wrong with your dick in a box.
Sounds like they are cutting corners and using 8b parameters model that’s from 2023
I searched for Arby's Pulled Pork earlier to see if it was a limited time deal (it is, though I didn't see an end date--and yes, they're pretty decent). Gemini spit out some basic and probably factual information about the sandwich, then showed a picture of a bowl of mac and cheese.
Five years in, they either grew into a real couple, or they are about to murder each other. In the latter case, well, having good, new knives could be advantageous.
Reminds me of the classic Always Be Closing speech from Glengarry Glen Ross
As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize's a set of steak knives. Third prize is a set of steak knives. Fourth prize is a set of steak knives. Fifth prize is a set of steak knives. Sixth prize is a set of steak knives. Seventh prize is a set of steak knives. Eighth prize is a set of steak knives. Ninth prize is a set of steak knives. Tenth prize is a set of steak knives. Eleventh prize is a set of steak knives. Twelfth prize is a set of steak knives.
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You can't give me back what you've taken
But you can give me something that's almost as good
“And someone keeps knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting…”
Gemini needs to stop edging me
It must've taken some inspiration from Julius Caesar's gift.
Yep, AI is gonna murder us.
Too lazy this morning to make this into the appropriate meme. Sorry, you'll have to use your imagination.
Married 5 years? Not sure what to get? Try a set new set of knives. A set of knives: the traditional way to say “we’re still doing this.” Display a new set of knives in the block on the counter. Touch them. Feel their weight. You will certainly not regret giving a new set of knives.
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