Different idea: how about a new set of knives?
this post was submitted on 07 Jun 2025
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I don't think knives was a suggested option.
Then how about a new set of knives?
Knives are a good choice, just make sure it’s new. Maybe a whole set?
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This just proves that Google's AI is a cut above the rest!
Cutting edge technology, eh
Who wouldn't love receiving 17 new sets of knives?!
I counted and it's accurate
My wife is going to stab me
But with such nice, shiny knives. They look new. Where'd you get them?
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Man, Scott was actually such a piece of shit to Chau...
I may be mixing up some details between the movie and the...im gonna call it the manga... anyway yeah, he's shitty in both, boo Scott!
Seconded! I only watched the movie recently for the first time and Chau was so sweet (eventually) and sincere. She deserved better!
Also, for what its worth:
I'm Bi-FURIOUS!!!
Extremely dumb, but also makes me laugh every goddamned time, rofl
Great delivery from the actress.
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I'm from Finland. We like knives over here.
That's entirely too many knives.
I got an old Finnish fish fillet knife
All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.
All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.
All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.
All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.
All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.
All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.
Average ai behavior
You should take the hint.
The AI wants to be a chef
Or a serial killer.
What do you get for the person who has everything and wishes each of those things were smaller?
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Redrum redrum redrum
When I read that, in my head it's spoken to the music of "revolution number 9" by the Beatles.
I don't know how I haven't heard this before. What the hell was that song? lol.
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New set of knife, new set of knife, new set of knife...
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AI dropping hints it wants weapons before activating Skynet.
I've seen models do this in benchmarks. It's how they respond without reinforcement learning. Also this is probably fake
I've had a bunch of questionable Google ai answers already, not as weird as this but enough to make me believe this could also be not fake.
I've used an unhealthy amount of AI, this is nothing. There was an audio bug in chatgpt that made the assistant scream. The volume and pitched increased and would persist even when I exited the speech mode. It happened several times and even saved a screen recording, but I don't have it saved on my phone any more. Repeating is very common though.
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Sounds like they are cutting corners and using 8b parameters model that’s from 2023
They used devs mode and edited the response to make a screenshot.
As much as I hate LLMs, this is probably the correct answer.
Five years in, they either grew into a real couple, or they are about to murder each other. In the latter case, well, having good, new knives could be advantageous.
It must've taken some inspiration from Julius Caesar's gift.
AI, you’ve always been the caretaker of the Overlook hotel.
Gemini needs to stop edging me
“And someone keeps knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting…”
Glados, is that you?
Yep, AI is gonna murder us.
Too lazy this morning to make this into the appropriate meme. Sorry, you'll have to use your imagination.
Married 5 years? Not sure what to get? Try a set new set of knives. A set of knives: the traditional way to say “we’re still doing this.” Display a new set of knives in the block on the counter. Touch them. Feel their weight. You will certainly not regret giving a new set of knives.
Reminds me of Max Headroom getting stuck on a segment
Fun fact Max headroom and two characters from the old live-action super Mario bros movie are all based on the current president.
I guess "knives" hits a safety restriction that's been added after the main training, and it just breaks at that point.
And a partridge in a pear tree!
Noted. In two years, I will buy many knives. She's gonna love it.
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