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[–] Audiotape@lemm.ee 91 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Different idea: how about a new set of knives?

[–] Zier@fedia.io 35 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I don't think knives was a suggested option.

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 17 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Then how about a new set of knives?

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Knives are a good choice, just make sure it’s new. Maybe a whole set?

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

If you're thinking of giving a set, I'd like to suggest one of knives.

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[–] riskable@programming.dev 69 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

This just proves that Google's AI is a cut above the rest!

[–] perishthethought@piefed.social 49 points 12 hours ago

Cutting edge technology, eh

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 45 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 39 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Who wouldn't love receiving 17 new sets of knives?!

[–] FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 15 points 8 hours ago

I counted and it's accurate

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

My wife is going to stab me

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 9 hours ago

But with such nice, shiny knives. They look new. Where'd you get them?

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[–] umbraroze@piefed.social 28 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I'm from Finland. We like knives over here.

That's entirely too many knives.

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[–] kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 26 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 9 hours ago (6 children)

Man, Scott was actually such a piece of shit to Chau...

I may be mixing up some details between the movie and the...im gonna call it the manga... anyway yeah, he's shitty in both, boo Scott!

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Seconded! I only watched the movie recently for the first time and Chau was so sweet (eventually) and sincere. She deserved better!

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (4 children)

Also, for what its worth:

I'm Bi-FURIOUS!!!

Extremely dumb, but also makes me laugh every goddamned time, rofl

Great delivery from the actress.

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[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 21 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife. All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.All work and no play makes Gemini a dull knife.

[–] jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 12 hours ago

Average ai behavior

[–] Nollij@sopuli.xyz 17 points 12 hours ago

You should take the hint.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 17 points 3 hours ago

Joke's on you, I married a tonberry.

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 15 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

What do you get for the person who has everything and wishes each of those things were smaller?

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[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago

Redrum redrum redrum

[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 12 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I've seen models do this in benchmarks. It's how they respond without reinforcement learning. Also this is probably fake

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 7 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I've had a bunch of questionable Google ai answers already, not as weird as this but enough to make me believe this could also be not fake.

[–] gaja@lemm.ee 7 points 5 hours ago

I've used an unhealthy amount of AI, this is nothing. There was an audio bug in chatgpt that made the assistant scream. The volume and pitched increased and would persist even when I exited the speech mode. It happened several times and even saved a screen recording, but I don't have it saved on my phone any more. Repeating is very common though.

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[–] Pwrupdude@lemmy.zip 12 points 11 hours ago

AI dropping hints it wants weapons before activating Skynet.

[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 12 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] yesman@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

When I read that, in my head it's spoken to the music of "revolution number 9" by the Beatles.

[–] darthelmet@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know how I haven't heard this before. What the hell was that song? lol.

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[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 10 points 3 hours ago

You surely will not regret a new set of knives

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 10 points 4 hours ago

You can't go wrong with your dick in a box.

[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 8 points 5 hours ago
[–] dangling_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Sounds like they are cutting corners and using 8b parameters model that’s from 2023

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 7 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

They used devs mode and edited the response to make a screenshot.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

As much as I hate LLMs, this is probably the correct answer.

[–] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

I searched for Arby's Pulled Pork earlier to see if it was a limited time deal (it is, though I didn't see an end date--and yes, they're pretty decent). Gemini spit out some basic and probably factual information about the sandwich, then showed a picture of a bowl of mac and cheese.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

Five years in, they either grew into a real couple, or they are about to murder each other. In the latter case, well, having good, new knives could be advantageous.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

“And someone keeps knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting! Haha, knitting…”

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 6 points 12 hours ago

It must've taken some inspiration from Julius Caesar's gift.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 11 hours ago

Gemini needs to stop edging me

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

AI, you’ve always been the caretaker of the Overlook hotel.

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[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 5 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Too lazy this morning to make this into the appropriate meme. Sorry, you'll have to use your imagination.

Married 5 years? Not sure what to get? Try a set new set of knives. A set of knives: the traditional way to say “we’re still doing this.” Display a new set of knives in the block on the counter. Touch them. Feel their weight. You will certainly not regret giving a new set of knives.

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 5 points 3 hours ago
[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Reminds me of Max Headroom getting stuck on a segment

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[–] Shootingstarrz17@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago

Yep, AI is gonna murder us.

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

Glados, is that you?

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 4 points 10 hours ago

I guess "knives" hits a safety restriction that's been added after the main training, and it just breaks at that point.

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