4 servings: 500 g
1 serving: 500 g
3 servings: 500 g
I always cook the whole package. I can eat leftovers later or make some new dish out of it the next day.
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You see that hole? That's enough for 1 serving.
Looks over at my teens
Yeah, sure. For me maybe.
If I cook a box I'll still have about a couple cups left over. If I cook half a box they'll all be bitching that they're still hungry in 15 minutes, and they'll consume another entire box.
I cook it restaurant style I don't even stop the water from boiling.
Honestly, it's one of the reasons I don't cook that much spaghetti the chunkier pasta shaped work better as leftovers.
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I still just go for 100g/person. Altough the hole trick is nice if your out and about and done have a scale
If you are out and have your travel spaghetti scooper with you
Who doesn't make travel spaghetti with their portable pot of boiling water?
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Instructions unclear, my spaghetto is stuck in the spoon hole...
Srsly? You have changed my life!!!
1 person: what fits in the hole when you place your index finger against the first joint in your thumb. 2 person, second joint. three person thumb tip. Smaller rations, loose fit, larger rations tighter fit. Try a few times to adjust for your hand size. It's just a step above eyeballing, but shockingly effective.
Edit: Not that hole, I see you coming. And not coming that way. Jeez, the infantilism!
Don't blame us! You're the one talking dirty!
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between 70-500g per person. Hope it helps.
125 grams of dried pasta per person, as a main course usually works fine for me.
What's that? Dump the whole box in?
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I use 160g spaghetti with an entire 14oz jar of sauce, personally.
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Instead of measuring out your pasta, have you considered switching to Linux?
What's Linux?
Pot is an effective limitator.
I keep seeing variations of this theme. My mom always does the opposite. Like 12 people are coming over for thanksgiving or Christmas and she makes one little bag of noodles.
I feel like a fatass because I never need to measure spaghetti. One box is two servings.
Cook it all. Save what you don't eat in a sealed container in the refrigerator. Cooked noodles are so useful. Fry them with chili paste, yum yum! Make peanut sauce and eat them cold. Even just tossed with sesame oil and salt they are pretty good.
Be careful with this.
Turned pasta is really dangerous and hard to notice as it doesn't have an awful smell or look like other foods when bacteria settles.
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This. Also toss it evenly with some olive oil before you put it in the fridge. Will delay the concrete phase by a lot
1g per 1kg of your weight. So for someone who weighs 100kg you use 100g of pasta.
hold on i'm doing weed maths
alexa how much do i weigh
no in kilograms
dammit math is hard when you're high
125g per person if you only eat that, 80 to 100 if you eat something else too
Good brands you can usually find outside of italy with not outrageous prices are Rummo and Garofalo, less good but still okay, and at a generally lower price, you can usually find Voiello or De Cecco
Barilla is the most common, but outside of their spaghetti I'm not a big fan
There are a bunch of others, but these tend to be easier to find
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If you are a guy then its an easy measurement. Make an o with your finger and thumb the girth of your erect dick. That's your dick width of pasta serving. No more. No less!
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Get some containers and keep leftovers. Cooking more than you will eat in one sitting saves your future self some work.
I never make less than a whole box
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