this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2025
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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Superheroes wear their underwear on the outside, and nobody bats an eye. But only a supervillain would ruin an innocent peanut butter and jelly like this.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

I eat my sugar cereal, but it makes my teeth bacterial!

[–] generic_computers@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

🎶 Drumming on a streetlight 🎶

[–] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

If you drop it I bet it splits so both sides fall face down on the ground. It’s a law of nature

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do not tape both or either side to a cat.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Unless you want a free energy/levitation machine.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

... assuming you can predict and control its rotational vector(s) and overall movement vector.

... Perhaps you could try to train the cat?

lol

Did not work out so well when the CIA tried to turn a cat into a wireless microphone bug.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I think you're right. From a physics standpoint, there's nothing holding the two breads together on that side.

[–] cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 1 month ago

Thanks I hate it.

[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 17 points 1 month ago
[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Now listen here you little shit

[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

on the inside? grilled cheese.

[–] cattywampas@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

A grilled brie, apricot jam, and unsweetened peanut butter sandwich goes hard.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Compromise: Tuna Melt. With sweet pickle relish.

[–] plyth@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does that taste like avocado?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 month ago

No. It tastes like clean penis.

[–] MTK@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Also eat it with the pb side up to get that nice experience of pb on the roof of your mouth for hours

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 month ago

My eye literally started twitching upon seeing this.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

What they didn't show You is that it's filled with onions.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 month ago

This should be illegal.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

Some men just wanna watch the world burn.

[–] untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

c/angryupvote

[–] callyral@pawb.social 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

It's the right thing to do

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 6 points 1 month ago

Finger licking good!

[–] Jojowski@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

"The Shocker Sandwich"

[–] Late2TheParty@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Hahahahah Savage!