“I’ve had psychics tell me a lot of things, but none of them have told me that I was an undercover police officer here to arrest them” — an undercover police officer
this post was submitted on 02 Jun 2025
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Remember when you posted this?
ROFL, that's hilarious.
more wojaks of lemmy admins please, they're funny.
Akshually, you will, Nostradamus has said so.
Jay Leno reading headlines
“Psychic hit by a train. … … …You’d think she would have seen that coming.”
1941: Germany invades Russia but can't complete their mission
.... they did not see that coming
I think you’re all being a bit unfair. They hadn’t even taken the class yet! If they’d already run the class they would have seen it coming. Can’t expect someone to do something they haven’t been trained to do.
It took me at least three attempts to not read that as "due to unforeskin circumcisions"
In a similar vein, if Miss Cleo was actually psychic, why didn't she ever call me?