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[–] Cenotaph@mander.xyz 94 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] knight_alva@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

My god! He’s done it!

[–] GuyNoIRQ@infosec.pub 2 points 4 days ago

I think its more of a SKIKzwzwzwzw

[–] db2@lemmy.world 63 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Just one. I have....an idea.

[–] uniquethrowagay@feddit.org 5 points 4 days ago

These are how I learned two things as a teenager:
Butt stuff can be nice and you need a flared base.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 53 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr^rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr^

(The Rs would get even smaller if Lemmy had more than just the one level of notation)

[–] tyler@programming.dev 21 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I think it would be Brzzzzzzz^zzzzzzzzzz^

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 days ago

I think your username is the answer

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah-nagl fhtagn.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

God dammit...

Now the fog is rolling in. See what you did?

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Should probably get down to ye olde Bridgton Food ~~Mart~~ House for supplies.

[–] onnekas@sopuli.xyz 48 points 4 days ago

BRRRRRrrrrrzzzzrzrzrzrzzzzzzz

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 35 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing!

[–] zippythezigzag@lemm.ee 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

BZSHZSHZSHZSHZSHzshzshzshzshzsh...

[–] secret300@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 4 days ago
[–] loomy@lemy.lol 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago
[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I&^$I&^$I&^$&^$&$&$&$&^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

We have a winner!!

[–] vala@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

BBBBBBBBRRRRIIIIPPPPTIKTIKBURRRRR

BBBBBBRRRIIIPPPTIKTIKBURRRRR

BBBBRRIIPPTIKTIKBURRRRR

BBRIPPPPTIKTIKBURRR

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bripTIKTIKBURRRRR

brip

[–] grimaferve@fedia.io 14 points 4 days ago

I can hear this picture in my head.

[–] astrsk@fedia.io 10 points 4 days ago

BVVVVVvvvvvvvvsssst

[–] Zkuld@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Kwiiiwuwuwududududrdrtrtrtrtrtrrrrrrrrr

[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 4 days ago

Text isn't fast enough

[–] pero@lemm.ee 7 points 4 days ago
[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

~𝅘𝅥𝅮~ 𔗌𔗌 ^𝅘𝅥𝅮^

KXLXKXKXKXKXKXKXKXKXKXkxkxkxkxlxxx

[–] Duit@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago
[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 6 points 4 days ago
[–] nutt_goblin@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Tkrktktkktktktktktkksqusssshhhhrrrrrdt

[–] cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago

two-weeee-eeee-eee-ee-e-e-e

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

if it wasn't for some energy losses, there would be about infinite clicks before it stops

[–] chaotic_altruist@lemm.ee 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

True... But one of those "energy losses" is producing the sounds itself. So theoretically if you play with them in a vacuum without gravity, they will bounce forever but produce no sound (no air to carry the waves anyway).

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago

there will be some heat produced.

but it's a real physical representation of a supertask https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supertask

[–] double_quack@lemm.ee 5 points 4 days ago

Zingggggggg

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 days ago

Bzzzzzzzzxzxxxxxxzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzx schlop whloopp mmmmmmmmmmmm ahhhhhhhhh fuck. Ahhhhhhhhhhh

[–] Drekaridill@feddit.is 4 points 4 days ago

()()(/)()()(/)

[–] wabafee@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Tsh Tssk Boink

[–] randomname@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago
[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's the sound of disaster. Kluster Duo is legit hilarious though.

[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Is the whole game just magnets and a piece of string? It sounds challenging and as annoying as Uno.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Yes, and it's fun. And it's also a game you can play with small kids.