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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My closest one would be running. I started doing 5 minutes a day on an old exercise bike where the computer and thus the resistance motor didn't work in september, gradually adding more time as I got into better shape.

It was when I got a new one that actually works in mid January that I REALLY got going, though, and I've put in 90 hours for a total of 3813 km (2369 miles) since then.

For context, that's more than the straight line distance between Washington DC and Los Angeles or almost the distance between London, England and Gao, Mali.

As far as mid life crises go, that along with eating a lot better ain't so bad 😁

[–] gndagreborn@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Less like a crisis, more like a solution

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[–] maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

these are all horrible. where is cosplay at 48?

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Thrifting should be an option.

I can tell I’m the target demo because the Goodwills all play music I like.

I know it’s a thing, I see kindred souls with the same millennial dork vibes all of the time.

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Fucking math.

Yes give me sudden urge to self-study linear algebra for shits and giggles. Ima go look at math memes now.

I nearly failed math my entire life wdym it will suddenly become interesting for no reason.

[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Try self-teaching yourself programming If you like math, you'll greatly enjoy being able to apply it.

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[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Which AI generated slop are you?

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I started collecting Lego again.

... and running.

[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (8 children)

What about the stereotype of buying a flashy car? Arguably that’s the one I fell into: spending far more on a car than I ever have to get something flashy and different, and purely thinking of me for what felt like the first time in my life.

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Fuck. Running.

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Motorcycles!πŸοΈπŸοΈπŸ’¨πŸ’¨

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[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (12 children)

What do you do if running hurts your knees? Just do it anyway?

I have tried changing footwear but generally if I walk a lot my knee will hurt. Doctor said thats just how I’m built I guess.

I would like to get into it. I guess I could just do NSAIDs?

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Running is in most cases good for knee health in the long term. It could be that you just need to take it slower to build up the knee strength.

Important: If you feel pain, stop and wait for it to recover.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

It depends. Do they hurt because the cartilage is gone? Then I'm pretty sure you are boned and have to pick one of the other three midlife crisis. Otherwise try physiotherapy. Lots of things cause knee pain: imbalance of muscle strength, muscle tightness, poor running style, bad shoes. Don't power through on pain killers - you don't want to also be in pain when you aren't running. Oh, and bad shoes is the last thing to look at out of those four. People can generally run in anything. A shoe that compensates for one of the other three problems is not a good shoe.

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I used to always run for fun. I was a go run a "real quick" 10k to hatch a pokemon egg kind of guy. I can't run anymore because of my knees, my doc said I need surgery, but I'm waiting until I feel that I need it.

Btw if I were you and my doctor said something dumb like that, I'd find another doctor.

My advice is to use an elliptical to test the waters. They are when used correctly low impact on the knees.

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[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

https://youtube.com/@thekneesovertoesguy

Check out this guy. Now full transparency I've never checked his stuff out, but people who know far more than I do say he is legit and I know a few people who have used his videos to work through injuries and improve their range of motion and it worked.

Theres also some "Performance enhancing compounds" that can supposedly improve longevity and recovery that can help with joint issues but thats a whole rabbit hole and the research just isnt definitive, I've dabbled and I feel like they worked and know stuff but I'm not trying to advertise for that sort of thing.

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[–] Underwaterbob@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago

Synthesizer and gym habit. The former for fun, and the latter out of necessity.

[–] Trollception@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The workshop life has found me. Currently obsessed with 3d printing

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago (3 children)

none, just neutrally observing my fastly declining physical recovery rates and wondering if it will be in the negatives 20 years later

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Japan?? Ummm, wut? Damnit... I'm still going.

[–] Vespair@lemm.ee 4 points 2 days ago

Well I'm forty now and about 6 months ago I decided that after nearly 30 years of listening to metal music I was going to finally learn how to do harsh vocals/metal screaming. Still an enormous amateur, and I have a lot to learn, but basically just this week I finally got to the point where I don't hate listening to my own screams.

So uh, whatever you wanna call that midlife crisis, that's mine.

[–] kjo@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Music 🎼🎡🎢

More specifically: playing the instruments: drum, piano/keyboard, clarinet, guitar, whatever else πŸ₯πŸŽΉπŸŽΈπŸŽ·πŸŽΊπŸŽ»πŸͺ—πŸͺ˜πŸŽ›οΈ

Bonus points for "getting back to", as in: something you got a start as a young fella but then life happens and you stopped doing it, and now that your bone aches when it is cold your mind went to old times when life felt brighter.

[–] Lanske@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago
[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't know, running for a lot of us is just having our bodies start breaking down and want to avert that.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Biking fills a similar crisis role, as long as you paid $15K for the bike. Bonus points for removing three of the six chainring screws when you're 50 pounds overweight.

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[–] ansiz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

As a elder millennial, I am slotted heavily into the running category. Everyday!

[–] fluffy@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I’m not quite there yet but i would probably just keep on cycling. It’s a great sport and even better for a midlife crisis. There’s even a word for it: MAMIL (Middle-Aged Men in Lycra)

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None, more modelmaking, hiking and reading.

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