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[–] Engywuck@lemm.ee 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Water actually has shitty electrical conductivity.

[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago (6 children)
[–] Zuriz@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

Username checks out

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just curious, have you watched the show with the same name as your account?

I guess it’s for kids to help them deal with trauma. I downloaded it due to super high ratings, but I haven’t watched it yet (and might not; I don’t have or want kids, but I like having good stuff for friends with them)

[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

Never heard of it, but I'll check it out

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[–] Naich@lemmings.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pure water isn't a good electrical conductor.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Your face isnt a good electrical conductor

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 0 points 1 week ago

Better than pure water for sure.

[–] General_Effort@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It actually is. Do you even nerd, bro?

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 0 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Everyone that ingested it has died. Concidence?

#dihydrogenMonoxideIsCancer #sayNoToH2O

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This is false. the correct number is approximately 93%.
About 7% of everyone who ever lived is still alive.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I drank water once and now I'm dying.

[–] blackbrook@mander.xyz 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Still, you're doing remarkably well for only having drunk water once.

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

I drank it twice. But I also drank it once.

[–] Litebit@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

dying of thirst?

[–] sga@lemmings.world 0 points 1 week ago

they all are chronically ill, they will die, just in some time

[–] mmddmm@lemm.ee 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have ingested it, and I haven't died.

[–] Litebit@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

it takes time, it is a slow poison.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] lime@feddit.nu 0 points 1 week ago

it's got a higher pH than any other acid!

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Litebit@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

especially if it is ultrapure water.

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[–] kubica@fedia.io 0 points 1 week ago

Be water my friend.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dissolves everything? Hydrophobic and halogenated compounds would like to have a word.

[–] sga@lemmings.world 0 points 1 week ago

you are not adding enough water, add more

[–] Rookwood@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The problem with water is it's heavy af. We need a light water.

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 1 week ago

Best I got is heavy water….

[–] Redex68@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Along with the people pointing out conductivity.

Who says water is not compressible? Takes a lot of energy, but the big bang didn't happen in a sea of water.

[–] sga@lemmings.world 0 points 1 week ago

most solids and liquids are practically incompressible (when comparing with gasses). there is a relationship between bulk compressibility, shear stress and youngs modulus for solids, which can be extended for liquids. It does not work for gasses

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (4 children)

My oceanography textbook said so. You'd think the ocean people knew about water. Must be more propaganda from big compress to sell more compression.

To be fair, ive seen what the ocean can do to carbon fiber tubes. If it can do that and still not compress, its pretty damn incompressible.

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[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Idk, have been statistically proven that everyone who come into touch with that material end up dying.

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[–] traches@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago

universal solvent

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fun fact, there are materials that dissolve better in fatty acids than water. For example, Menthol crystals extracted from Mint Oils will readily dissolve in other oils but is very picky about its water.

[–] Revan343@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 week ago

Polar vs. non-polar

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 1 week ago

Water is the Swiss army knife of materials.

[–] ProceduralDeathLab@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you think water is incompressible, you’re not trying hard enough.

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 0 points 1 week ago

I can't see the thing matching your description.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago
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