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[–] AA5B@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

2, 6, 9. Health, happiness, comfortable life.

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
  1. As long as i can stop smiling at funerals. I'm not unhappy but more is better.

Then 4. 5. Or 9. Are my options.

I'll probably take 9. I have enough money today but I've been disciplined with my spending my entire life. It's just something that I can stop thinking about.

  1. Or 5. Would just be vanity, but if I'm happy I don't really see the problem. Maybe 2. So I don't have to think about that either.

5, 7 and 9 so I can start a revolution. I've made my peace with the fact that most people follow, live and die for people, not ideals and values (only the leaders do, and when they don't it all collapses), might as well play my role with my new superpowers, lol.

[–] MuskyMelon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago

With 5, 7 and 9 I could start a cult.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

No more fat? Like, for me or for the entire world? Because that’s terrifying either way. I’d die within minutes in either case.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Hit me with the 159, chef.

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

5,6,9. Already have 1,2

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

5,6,9 only ones that really make a big difference in the grand scheme of things.

Being super strong would mean you’d likely end up doing a lot of physical activity for yourself and others, but it would also mean that your resting metabolism is significantly higher than baseline which handily takes care of the fat/weight problem.

Being taller would be fine I guess but, and I say this as a woman in the bottom 25% in height, it wouldn’t actually make any substantial difference in life, beyond being able to touch the floor in a standard chair.

Having a lot of money takes care of shopping without stopping it, As well as the followers thing (rich people are often famous, and if not they can dump some money into something to make them famous if they want) and I feel being happy over-rides forgetting your ex, cuz you wouldn’t feel bad about it.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

5, 6, 9. Come on now.

[–] isekaihero@ani.social 3 points 1 week ago

2, 5, 9

I would be so happy.

[–] Caitlyynn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

None please

[–] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

2 (as long as that means I can't go past my current weight, not that every time I poop, sweat, or pee I lose weight I can never regain) 5... and I guess 9. I'm doing okay, and I've never had a strong need for "a lot of money."

5 isn't even because I want to have super strength, it's more to be able to compensate for my jacked up joints and being overweight.

I would trade any of the three of these for "cure my sleep apnea" though.

1 sounds tempting, as long as it's just the insulation, you know? I don't know a whole lot about biology, but I feel like if you immediately removed all fats from your body, your cells would just die (all the lipids disappearing). But if you could remove all the fat listed in the "body fat percentage" and made it so I could still get some fats quickly (for a healthy amount), I'd take that over 2. Once it's there, it makes it so hard to get rid of, but I feel like if it was gone in one go, I could keep it off.

Wow, my decisions for "magic pills" would be kind of depressing to 20-year-old me. At least with the exception of my health I'm reasonably content.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

#4 three times. The rest seem fleeting (money) or attainable through hard work (strength). Unlike others in these comments, I think being happy constantly would be its own type of hell.

But being tall is like being attractive. It is life on easy mode. As a slightly-less-than-average-height person an extra 6 inches would probably be the most permanent, positive impact any of these would have.

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 2 points 1 week ago
[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

2, 5, and 9 for me

[–] lud@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I choose 5 and 9. I really have no interest in any of the others.

[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The only one I could use would be 5.

If I had to pick 4, 5, 9 and donate the money.

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

All you need is 6, the rest are just things you hope will make you happy.

[–] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

1 already covers 2, and I have enough of 6. Happy all the time would probably turn me into an even lazier person. A little concern now and then keeps me engaged with the world.

1, 5, 9. Health, strength, $$$$$.

[–] WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

1 kills you because you need some fat to live

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[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

After 9 the 6 is bundled in for free

[–] Zahtu@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Easy: 3x Pill No. 9 please.

One for me (depends on what "a Lot of Money" means), and the other two i will use to either: a) give to Close Friends and/or Family B) a complete Stranger from the streets C) keep in storage for my Offspring when they are in a Pinch of losing the family wealth that i built

No one says you gonna take the pills you Pick. Certainly that way you could also Take 2x No. 1 for your worst enemies (or CEOs)

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

I only want 5 and 9.

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