One can imagine Vance as the type of person who spends a lot of time thinking about how other people have sex
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It's awfully ironic that someone who is so anti-trans is so obsessed with makeup and looking pretty for the cameras. A delicate flower.
Farbeit from me to overwrite what anyone says about their sexuality, but as a bi guy Ive seen probably 20 gay guys exactly like JD Vance and 0 straight guys anything like him lol
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In this economy?!?
Yeah... at this stage, procreating is a clearly unethical choice. I really feel sympathy for the children of today, their lives will not be great.
Yes, you need to buy a couch to fuck (on)
Let me tell you something: if a man could fuck a woman in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house
-Dave Chappelle
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He's just upset there isn't a version of Grindr for furniture.
Furnitr
NSFW tag, Jesus Christ dude
No. You must look upon his child.
I'm sorry but this is completely unacceptable format for this media.
Can you please put this is a meme format and re-upload it as its own post? This image and caption needs its own safe space to be discussed in detail.
Regards, The world.
Wait hold on
Tinder is a way to make babies, why would he want people off of Tinder?
Nobody is matching with him :(
Come on, he uses Grindr.
Nah, he uses Crate and Barrel.
Chaiselongur, he's a man of class and fine leather.
I've had just about enough of this mofo's ridiculous eyeliner...
I see him as a failed unsuccessull jack sparrow wannabe
The one compliment anyone got from Trump's first admin was that "smokey eyes" thing, and JD's just latched on to it hard
Americans To JD Vance: Find something tall and fall from it.
Me to JD: get off my planet and have throat cancer.
James Donald Bowman is a terrible human being
And I will deadname him every chance I have
Who is that and why are they relevant to this article?
It's the birth name of Vance, who changed it as he doesn't want to be reminded of the abusive asshole named Donald that spawned him, only to cuck for another abusive asshole named Donald.
It's the same couchfucker. His birth name has changed a couple times, most recently to Vance around the time he graduated college.
Nothing suppresses the procreation instinct quite like JD Vance speaking about procreation.
Edit: Here's an nightmare scenario I unfortunately thought of, and will now share it with everybody. Imagine JD Vance stumping for increasing the birth rate, and watching him awkwardly try to touch pregnant women's bellies while interacting.
You're pregnant? OK. Good.
How far along are you? OK. Good.
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Pornhub all the way...no nagging, no baby diapers or teaching nothing.
Bold advice from a couch-fucker
We can’t afford housing, and food is becoming sketchy. How the hell do we afford children?
Get off the couch and stop getting off on the couch, someone should tell this antidei fuck
Does he believe humans can reproduce asexually?
This American to JD Vance(and other Republicans): stop worrying so much about other people’s bedrooms, it’s the behavior of creeps and pervs.
What does he think people use Tinder for? Preaching the bible? lmao
The Glalthian Mining Consortium needs bodies, so get to procreating humans!
no breed!! ONLY preg!!
Yeah, get moving building the slave class workforce they need to prop up the oligarchy!!
But what if I don't enjoy having a baby and would rather have a vegetarian meal instead? Not all of us are carnivores.
guys don't pile on him. he doesn't know how babies are made because he only fucks couches. for him sex never leads to a baby couch so how would he know. for all he knows babies happen to people randomly, but more likely 9 months after they're out of town.
Cool, so we’re going to file anti-trust suits against matchgroup, right..?
This guy is tone deaf.
Couches can't get pregnant JD
Nah, we're on a birthstrike
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