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[–] imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works 197 points 2 days ago (12 children)

Time to clean the lint out of the charging port

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 84 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The charging port is the bellybutton of the device

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Years ago when fixing phones most of the charging problems was just that. Most of the ear speaker issues were from makeup getting caked up in the mesh screen. And most of the motherboard issues came from people dropping them in the toilet/lake/ocean.

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I have a friend who dropped his phone into a porta potty at a festival and then fished it out. Apparently he was drunk enough that he forgot about doing it and woke up in the morning wondering why his phone stank.

There is no point to this story

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.

Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.

Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's always this unless you can think of a time you specifically damaged the port. And you'll be surprised how much shit comes out with the tip of a plastic toothpick; how it was somehow actually managing to still charge in the first place lol.

[–] thebestaquaman@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

I honestly enjoy it when this happens. It's so satisfying getting to pull obscenely large wads of lint out of the port

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[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Also a decent idea to snag a magnetic charging adapter to avoid this in the future

Got one that plugs into my phone and a few of the other end for cords around my house and car, totally worth the 15 bucks I spent

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

My dad had Parkinson's at the end of his life (and a general lack of coordination his whole life). Those magnetic charging adapters were a lifesaver for him. He just needed to get the cord close enough to the charging port on his phone and it would snap together. No coordination required.

It was also nice when he would forget to disconnect the cord. As soon as he walked away, the cable would pop off. No more broken cables from being yanked out of the phone or the wall.

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 65 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Mine started doing it too. Turns out the charging port was full of dust!

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] scrion@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

They're absolutely right, that is the cause 85% of the time. Make sure to get a non-conductive pick made out of plastic or wood (e. g. literally a toothpick) and remove the dust by circling around the little protrusion, then clean the rounded corners with a little hooking motion.

[–] don@lemm.ee 52 points 2 days ago (1 children)

All these legitimately helpful fucking comments and no one’s pointing out that you can easily fix the problem by placing the smartphone in microwave and nuke it for a minute on high* to get your phone up to 80% charge.

*^Charging times dependent on microwave power output and your zodiac sign. Lower wattages may result in tastier special brownies. If unsure, please consult your primary care phrenologist.^

[–] Junkernaught@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Huge thanks to people in this thread. USB-C stopped charging reliably on my phone a few months back, tried clearing the port with compressed air but no joy, so I started using wireless charging. Spent 5mins today picking out a surprising amount of lint with a narrow toothpick and it works like new!

[–] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago

it is frankly impressive how much debris a port can hold!

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[–] radiouser@crazypeople.online 32 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Get a wooden toothpick and snap it in two (unevenly is better). Then use a pointy bit to clear out all the dirt, dust and grime from your phones port. I had the same problem a few weeks ago with my phone, after a good 20 minutes of careful scraping my phone is fine now. Best of luck.

[–] LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

But be careful: do not press hard on the toothstick. It will splinter and then you will have a real problem getting the port clean. Source: my phone port :(

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[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Honestly I just use a metal sewing pin or something. Hasn’t caused any problems for me! Just gotta be gentle and not jam it.

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[–] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I have nothing constructive to contribute other than I feel smug and superior because I have a fairphone, so I can change mine if that ever happens.

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[–] valkyrieangela@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Caused by gunk in the charge port. It naturally accrues over time. Local repair stores will have the specialized tools to fix it.

Edit: people who are saying toothpicks havent actually done the job properly before, I'm willing to bet. Toothpicks don't fit properly in a USB-C port, and can barely get inside a lightning port. Not to mention that if it breaks, you're fucked and have to go to a repair shop anyway.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 16 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Toothpicks are not exactly specialised tools

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[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Me too, alcohol and toothpick

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Take a tooth floss pick and dig all the pocket crud out of it, both the top and bottom side. try a fresh cable, if that fails try some deoxit on the port

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[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 23 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Every time I've had that happen, it's been the cable going bad, not the port.

[–] Oka@sopuli.xyz 9 points 1 day ago

Or the port is just full of pocket lint

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[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

USB C? See if it isn't full of garbage accumulated inside. I had to use a needle to scratch it out. Shit was so dense it was pretty difficult to clean. Eventually (~20 min of intensive scratching), I managed to clean it and I got rid of the problem.

Until I found the problem, I ended up buying bs. Another charger and an inductive charger.

[–] MBech@feddit.dk 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I worked as a carpenter until a few years ago. My charging port would constantly get filled with sawdust, plasterdust and whatever other dust happened to be around that day. I ended up buying an induction charger and it has been the absolutely best purchase I've ever made.

I tried solving the problem with those small cover things you can put in the port, but they would constantly fall out.

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[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Time to fish out the impacted lint from the charge hole with a pin! You’d be surprised how much lint can get jammed up in there.

[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

This. I was sure I had mine completely clean 3 times and was pretty resigned to wireless charging only before a hardened sliver of detritus dropped out. Back to working like new.

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[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

Got myself a Fairphone 5 just a few weeks ago. With this, switching the charging port is a 20€ + 10min time investment.

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[–] omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If it makes you feel better, my phone just did the thing where it installed an update and now everything is running noticably worse.

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[–] FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 2 days ago

It's usually just dirty

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If there is a problem with capacitance then this won't help, but if it might just be dirty then power it down and clean the charging port with a can of 99.99% compressed alcohol electronics cleaner, then use a can of air duster, repeat a couple of times. Afterwards, press the case firmly to ensure it's still held together. Leave to dry completely before trying again.

[–] Novice_Idiot@lemmy.wtf 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you want a sketchy but simple solution you can use the back of a sewing needle to poke the stuff out of the port. Be careful tho, you can very easily break the port.

[–] Paper_Phrog@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Toothpick. Wood only. Never do this with metal.

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[–] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

sharp pair of tweezers or a needle or a toothpicks should be able to help. tons of instructions on how to do it in this thread, but I will add my 2 cents as a phone tech and say that if it's a lightening port, you want to keep your tool as vertically in the middle of the port as possible while scraping horizontally. for USBC, keep your tool as close to the walls as possible while avoiding the center "tab". this is so you don't scrape the contacts. if you do that, you will need a port replacement (usually 80-100$ on most devices). once you scrape as much as you can out. you can use an old toothbrush or whatever works to brush the port clean with some isopropyl to clean any dirt on the contacts, which will come off easily now that it's not being supported but the other debris you cleaned out with the tool.

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[–] tfm@europe.pub 10 points 1 day ago (9 children)
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[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 10 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I was happy when usb c came out because it looked like it had to be a significant improvement over micro usb, in terms of longevity and reliability.

It's looking like it's only a slight improvement though, which sucks.

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[–] taxiiiii@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

even if it were broken, this would be such an easy fix if phone companies wouldn't make it impossible to repair their phones. its freaking infuriating.

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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago
  1. Test the cable first if you have a spare.
  2. Test the AC adapter if you have a spare.
  3. If both fail, inspect the charging port with a flashlight. 4a) If it looks dirty, try cleaning it out with a toothpick (if you have a dedicated plastic tool for mobile repair, use that). 4b) If it doesn't look dirty, refer to 4a. What often happens is that lint from your pocket compacts over time as it gets in there and then gets pressed in by the charger.
  4. If this doesn't work and you have a good, locally owned mobile repair shop nearby, they might look at the port for free just to see if there's anything you missed.

Only after all of this would I start to strongly consider the phone itself as the culprit.

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (10 children)

This is why I try to use my wireless charger when I don't need fast charging, reduces the strain on my charging cable and the USB C port

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[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

go give business to your local repair shop.

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[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I've had that for 2 years. It's no big.

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