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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by weird@sub.wetshaving.social to c/memes@lemmy.world
 
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[–] UnderFreyja@lemmy.ca 74 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I'm no Canadian passport connoisseur but when were they red? My old one from 10 years ago is blue so I'm not sure what that's about?

[–] Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 75 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The White Power Ranger one is badass.

[–] a_wild_mimic_appears@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's also expensive and very shortlived, so it has at least that going for it. Source: found out my passport had expired 24 hours before boarding a flight; Also, austrian temp passports are also white

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[–] BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 7 points 1 month ago

You probably left the EU or something.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No one ever said it was red.

[–] Wilco@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago

But they said it wasn't red. So one would question when they were.

I think I get it. They are expecting the passport to be red like the flag.

[–] UnderFreyja@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

I think their point is that there would be no reason to saying that it's not red if there was also no assumption of it being red in the first place

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

I'm not a racist, but seven doesn't feel like a prime number.

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[–] durfenstein@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

WHAT IS THIS? A PASSPORT FOR BLUE WHALES??

[–] Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That clip is from Zoolander though

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[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

probably for giant aliens when they land in toronto for the first time.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

At that size of a passport, in an international emergency, you could use your passport as a shelter or flotation device .... is it also bullet proof?

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

The U.S. bulletproof model was proposed for school children. Sadly, Republicans successfully fought against it, because it "Would give the kids an unfair advantage over the school shooters."

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It doubles as a riot shield, just in case.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

I'm case you have a layover in US?

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[–] Sibshops@lemm.ee 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why blue? White with red trimming would be nicer.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Iirc, you can only choose red, blue, black, and green. Maybe other colors are possible, but not preferred (I can see a white passport looking pretty rough after a couple years, if you’re a heavy traveler). No idea why they wouldn’t stick with red though.

[–] Grabthar@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

You can see the text on the front of them for what they are for. Blue are regular passports for casual travel. Red are diplomatic passports for high ranking officials. Green are special passports for senators, MPs or government workers on official business. White temporary passports are usually issued abroad where a Canadian citizen has an urgent requirement to travel but doesn't have a passport for whatever reason.

[–] LilB0kChoy@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I believe red is usually reserved for diplomatic type passports.

[–] 1rre@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Singapore?

And the EU have burgundy which is red-adjacent

[–] LilB0kChoy@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

Unless I'm mistaken, that's a Canadian passport pictured and in Canada red (maroon) passports are diplomatic.

White are temporary passports for Canadian citizens outside Canada who require passports but their regular passport application is being processed.

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[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They are correct. That is way too big.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago

Also not new. Mine already looks like this one.

[–] macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] xkbx@startrek.website 15 points 1 month ago

You can’t see the forest for the r’s

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

i think 2 Rs would be a mistake, 3 or more intentional

[–] weird@sub.wetshaving.social 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I made a mistake initially but you know, mistakes are just happy little accidents

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[–] match@pawb.social 6 points 1 month ago

we're almost up to a fiverest

[–] Twitches@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You guyses don't think that might be a bit large for travel /s

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I gotta say, it's the perfect size for huge trips!

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