this post was submitted on 18 May 2025
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[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 14 points 4 days ago (7 children)

20

If anything is touching me in even a slightly wrong way (which clothes usually do), I can't sleep.

[–] turtlesareneat@discuss.online 8 points 4 days ago

This, but if I jerk off before bed and don't shower, I throw on a fresh pair of boxers and endure it to make sure my sheets aren't all cum-streaked.

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[–] SuchThunder@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Just socks, baby. Don't @ me.

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[–] Valorie12@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)
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[–] eletes@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago (3 children)

My wife is bottomless with a shirt these days. Calls it Pooh bear

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[–] the_abecedarian@piefed.social 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

What, no formalwear option?

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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 days ago
[–] YaksDC@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

20 for over 40 years

[–] rirus@feddit.org 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Who in their right mind is sleeping with a bra and jeans on?!

That said, 4 most nights, 2 if I’m around others. Perfect balance of leg freedom and not freezing/being exposed if shit hits the fan and I need to jump out of bed.

[–] crawlspace@lemm.ee 10 points 4 days ago

20 at home, 18 somewhere else.

[–] fritobugger2017@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

18 now that we have kids but 20 before we had kids.

[–] Moonweedbaddegrasse@lemm.ee 10 points 5 days ago

I've done 20 every night for about 40 years, don't think I'm gonna change now

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

20 I unless it's winter, then 21!? I wear a night cap for my cold bald head.

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 10 points 5 days ago
[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

I wear boots and hold a bottle of whisky. I don't know why they wouldn't include that on the list.

18 and only 18 😤

[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago (3 children)

2 in winter and 2 in summer

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[–] tpihkal@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

1 or 2, depends on the season.

[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 4 days ago (4 children)

im 20 and my girlfriend is 14

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[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)
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[–] acidbattery@lemm.ee 8 points 5 days ago

1 in winter. 19 in summer if I am alone. 7 in summer if other people are around.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 8 points 5 days ago (4 children)
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[–] RaptorBenn@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (8 children)

5 and 15, we need to strand those guys on an island or something, because that aint cool.

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[–] CCAirWater@lemm.ee 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

16 if I'm cold, 17 if I'm warm, 20 if I just got out the shower right before bed. If I shower and stay up reading or such, back to 16/17. Tits out for harambe, 100%.

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