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I guess I would feel colder and colder and colder and colder.....
Not sure how but I will be underground, nostalgic and depressed when I do.
"D'un coup d'épée,
Frappé par un héros, tomber la pointe au coeur !"...
-- Oui, je disais cela !... Le destin est railleur !...
Et voilà que je suis tué dans une embûche,
Par-derrière, par un laquais, d'un coup de bûche !
C'est très bien. J'aurai tout manqué, même ma mort.
Regretfully.
One too many dabs
Being the boss
Damn. I thought my name meant I would shepherd in the apocalypse
Too much acid. I ascend out of my body and never come back.
well ...
I died doing what I loved, making art.
you ever see those pictures of birds with their guts exposed and it being full of plastic?
thats this benzing ring (plastic)
Chronic disease took its final toll
I'd piss off the wrong person with an excess of style with ease
Jubilation T. Cornpone is the name of a Confederate general from an old comic strip called Lil' Abner. In the story line, he's kind of like a local "hero" who was famous for his incompetence.
So, my death will most likely be from some outlandish yet predictable, self-inflicted blunder. Like Wyle E. Coyote sawing through the edge of the cliff he happens to be standing on.