In some sketchy den with a khajiit
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Very painfully
I think I'm probably going to die in a gutter somewhere
A daring suicide rescue mission where I manually hold the button on some space nuke to save the day.
Flayed alive, I guess. Could be worse.
I am just going outside and may be some time...
I dont't know lulz
Cat.
Obesity, and bounciness.
I just hope I'm on the receiving end.
Oh, no, Timmy fell down the well again!
No idea
Impressively.
An undercover Corgi mission.
....that last step will be a doozy.
Just broke.
Death by snusnu
Mauled, eaten or crushed to death
... or cuteness overload
Some catty wampas, likely.
In front of my PC without anyone noticing until days later
Well I'm named for a fictional character I wrote about. so presumably she comes to life and for some reason tries to kill me
It wouldn't.
Mind control cereal
Mine is pretty obvious.
quickly
Like mathematician August Ferdinand Möbius, at 77, in Leipzig?
oh noo im gonna die because i use arch
ah hell, I’m getting shot by a drunk hillbilly aren’t I?
At least I'll get to meet Bigfoot before he kills me.
Locked in a dumpster in Mexico, I guess
No idea
Depending on what your lemmy app/UI displays, executed either by Paul or Stilgar. One would be brought back though.
Brake failure on a mountain road.
I get bit by a werewolf and sentenced for execution due to being a danger to society. For some reason they choose death by drowning and it turns out I cannot drown because I am a vampire. I then actually do not die because I am an undead.
Death by human error... sounds about right.
Can't say that I know, but I shall be avenged.
Struck by railgun fire.
I’ll donate so much to research I won’t have money to eat?