Holy mackerel, it's the house!
this post was submitted on 13 May 2025
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The wall? I wonder how that's gonna work
Water heater 😮💨
At least it'll be warm?
a nice soft blanket. not sure how much will fit but I bet when I take it out it'll feel like taking packing out of your sinuses after an infection.
I can BREATHE!
Okay but it doesn’t specify entirely up your ass, just up your ass. So a Bo staff wouldn’t be that bad, it’s smooth at least.
Right? I had a fresh mug of coffee to the left of me when I read it, feels like the scalding alone would make that worse than a bo staff without even getting into the damage a shattering mug could do.
a wall
I have to shove a whole fucking table up there? 😫
Cup.
Uhhhh
Its just a big ol stuffy, I'll be fine after the surgery.
A mirror. Or... Myself?
haha nvidia shield toblerone remote
Nice, just a coke spoon
The first time I saw this post: sunglasses
The second time: 375mL can of beer.
The third time: my cat.
Idk how to interpret this when I read it while laying on my right side. What's on my left... the sun?
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Either my 10in tablet, or my huge ~~ashtray~~ bowl
entire crate of water bottles.
My bathroom sink... at least my bowels will be empty before it ends up inside me.
Its either a large flat screen or CRT that weighs like 70 pounds, I am going to die.
Sharpie.
slightly concerned it doesn't have a flare but this isn't gonna go too wrong I don't think.
It's like a 6ft x 2ft painting (2m x 0.7m roughly) on the wall. Going to be a rough night.
Cat wand toy.
Perforated bowel coming up
Air purifier....
Oh no it's my dog!