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[–] Vegeta@lemmy.ca 108 points 3 days ago
[–] Archer@lemmy.world 82 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Using Limewire to pirate Limewire Pro

[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago (3 children)

And it was GPL, so it wasn't even copyright infringement.

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[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 56 points 3 days ago (2 children)

And when you downloaded "Yoursong.mp3.exe" you knew you were about to have the best day ever!

(To this day it amazes me how so many people don't pay attention to file types and keeps them hidden.)

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 50 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I blame Windows, as it (I believe) hid file extensions of known file types by default. Was it, because it was aesthetically more pleasing? I dunno but it sure was a hazard for the unaware user.

[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Their entire security model depends on knowing file extensions, but they still hide them. Even if you enable it, there are some extensions that still won't show, like .lnk (shortcut file). You can absolutely have executable code, and therefore malware in a .lnk file.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I believe there were also files like "yoursong.mp3 .exe" (not sure how this will render, but lots of spaces before the .exe so it would be hidden by the UI even if extensions weren't hidden).

Custom icons didn't help either, since they could just use the default icon for the spoofed file type. Though using a different program that changed the icon would negate that and make any of them obvious.

Also helps to use a method other than double clicking the file to open it, like drag and drop. Which was my usual flow with mp3s anyways because I generally added them to my massive playlist and double clicking risked replacing my playlist (that might have not been saved in forever) with a playlist with just that single song.

I liked it when winamp added the media library. Took me forever to rate my songs, but eventually my "new song flow" was move the new album folder to the artist's folder in my music folder then tell winamp to rescan for new files, and then import my 3+ star or unrated songs as my playlist, played on shuffle. And occasionally grab a new format plugin if the album was encoded as something new and rescan until the new songs show up. Then give any noise or gag tracks 1 or 2 stars so they don't make it to my main list after the first listen.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

I believe there were also files like "yoursong.mp3 .exe" (not sure how this will render, but lots of spaces before the .exe so it would be hidden by the UI even if extensions weren't hidden).

Replace your double-quotes with backticks, like this: yoursong.mp3 .exe.

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[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago (3 children)

And most porn was that middle eastern dude getting his head cut off.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fuck you for triggering that memory.
I can still hear the sounds he made.

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[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 36 points 3 days ago (3 children)

We all on here pretending Napster wasn't the OG? The transition to kazaa was painful.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Napster was so early that most folks didn't have the bandwidth and CPU speed to deal with decent-quality video yet, so it initially only did MP3s. I think some folks forget about it because they didn't get into the piracy scene until they could get TV shows/movies/software etc.

[–] f314@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

I vividly remember spending twenty minutes downloading a single song over my 56k modem 🥲

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[–] kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Among many other misattributed MP3s I downloaded off LimeWire, I remember downloading an mp3 of a "new leaked Nine Inch Nails song" called "Digital" that even had an intro read by a some DJ on a radio station (supposedly).

It ended up not being Nine Inch Nails, but I loved the song anyway, and had no idea what it was until a decade later when I found it again online. Still fuckin rocks too:

Boom Boom Satellites - Push Eject

I also remember a Tetris Theme remix by Aphex Twin that was very much not Aphex Twin.

I also remember downloading the Aphex Twin remix of Beck's "Devil's Haircut"and the remix was so bad I thought it had to be fake (it's not).

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 26 points 2 days ago

And sometimes things you really really didn't want.

[–] LordBelphegor@lemm.ee 22 points 3 days ago

lots of free viruses too.

[–] stonedtemplepilot@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

My PC got AIDS once from Limewire Lite, true story.

EDIT : it was Kazaa had a lite version, not Limewire. Good days lol.

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 days ago

Step 1. Download Kazaa Lite Step 2. Use Kazaa Lite to download Kazaa Step 3. Profit

[–] OR3X@lemm.ee 19 points 3 days ago

Using LimeWire free to download LimeWire Pro. Classic.

[–] oeLLph@feddit.org 18 points 3 days ago (4 children)
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[–] creamlike504@jlai.lu 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It was FREE.

But at what cost?

[–] DoubleSpace@lemm.ee 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Limewire was the rotten version of Kazaa, Kazaa lite and Bearshare. Loads of viruses and mallware. By the time Limewire was there, torrents were already so much better, but usenet has always been, and still are far superior. I pay €9,50 for usenet and download anything I want. No more streaming services, just fully automated movie and series downloads with Radarr and Sonarr. It runs on my NAS, so every morning I have new episodes downloaded, repaired, extracted, renamed and placed in the right series folders. I have more rights, better quality, no ads, better service, subtitles, log of what I watched with Kodi, I can stream what I want to watch from my NAS from all around the world.

[–] LordGimp@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Fuck me i haven't thought of bearshare in 10 years

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

10? Only 10? Last time I used it was at least 20 years ago. I'm almost 38, I used it when I was 16. We're old dude

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I feel like I have more availability to get what I want now, than when I was using Limewire/Kazaa/Napster/eMule/etc.

If it was super popular, you could get it. If it was obscure, uncommon, niche, and other synonyms, if you did find it 90% of the time it was simply given an incorrect name and wasn't actually what you wanted.

I used to have a demonoid account and kept my seed ratio high just because that private tracker had the biggest collection of random ass music and movies you couldn't find anywhere else. Unreleased shit and whatnot.

[–] M154nthr0p3@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Private trackers have gotten way better. I think they've figured out how to retain obscure and rare things. At least RED, GGn, OPH, BTN and PTP have. I'm sure there are others.

Come back to torrenting if you feel trapped by subscriptions and enshittification. There is a bar to entry, but it ain't too bad.

I do miss the weird fake tracks. There was a whole 3rd "Portishead" album that fake.

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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Define free? Constant viruses, trauma from seeing killings and executions. Was it worth it? Sure but it wasn’t free

[–] Nikelui@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. Learning to torrent is what greatly increased my computer literacy when I was a kid.

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[–] obvs@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Frostwire is still available and it actually works better than Limewire ever did.

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 13 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Before torrenting kicked off, this was one of the only ways you could ever get anything. And it was great!

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

Dc++ as well

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[–] Carrot@lemmy.today 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Still can brother 🏴‍☠️

[–] DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

For those wondering check out Soulseek clients like Nicotine+. Even better, these days most of the files are well tagged.

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[–] Enzy@lemm.ee 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

"Turbo-Charged Connection"

252kbit/s

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[–] coaxil@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago

Meh mule/donkey network ftw back then!

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Funny how, despite corporate trying it's hardest to kill it, we've only managed to get better, more organized and safer with file sharing (and perhaps because of them, in many ways).

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[–] mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Even if somehow a quarter of the songs you downloaded started with “My fellow Americans…

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[–] thomcat@midwest.social 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Weird Al Yankovic - Oops I'm Pregnant Again (REAL).mp3

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[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Quality: 5 stars but it's a 128mb MP3

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[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

I once downloaded a 650MB movie in less than 10 minutes. I dont know how that was possible at the time as I had a sub 1 mbit line. I just know I went to the bathroom and came back to a downloaded movie. Always figured it was a bug of some kind on the modem as apparently the cable modem was doing the rate limiting.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

SongYouWanted.mp3.txt.rar.zip.lnk.exe

[–] rosco385@lemm.ee 9 points 2 days ago

Misattribution killed Limewire. Downloading a song that turned out to be something different was annoying, but downloaded porn sometimes turned out to be actual CP.

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

They even had "Don't Worry, be Happy" by Bob Marley.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] the_dopamine_fiend@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Any former WinMX heads in the house?

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[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 5 points 2 days ago (5 children)

no one has mentioned SoulSeek yet

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