My main goal is to blow up.
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Do you have clean underwear on, punk? Your momma warned you about today.
(I'm not very good at this)
This is so insane when you think about it.
You're in hospital, and your mom is really worrying about your dirty underwear?
She's not. She's just using that argument to not speak the truth: That it's disgusting to not keep yourself clean and she's ashamed of your (probably) poop stained underwear.
Teenagers truly can be disgusting. It's hard to tell them though. Even harder is, when this applies to grown ups.
Growing up means to realise that even the hurtful thing's people said to you, where probably just said because they care for you. (Not everyone cares obviously) Parents live their first life too.
I don't do this to save them, I do this to release you from your wretched vows and commit your memory to the eternal flames. may we both burn brightly in hell.
in a less serious tone
Hey, Listen!
Arise, black vengeance, from thy hollow hell.
You always were an asshole Gormon.
I thought exactly that! She was a badass
And that’s the end of my show! Donk.
"Essayons"
Who farted?
Post my browser history.
It would be feeble but something like "It's time to fix this mistakes!".
Is it the green wire or the red wire? Oopsie!
I know what you're thinking. Did he 'splode six bombs or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a Tsar Bomba AN602, the most powerful bomb in the world, and would blow your nuts clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?”
I'm not even supposed to be here today!
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. Except for muscle wasting diseases. But this, this'll definitely kill you.
Revenge is a dish best served cold and I'm coming for you like a bowl of gazpacho soup!
I’m your huckleberry pie.
Uhm,, oh .
farts
"Don't forget to tip your landlor-"
Somebody probably deserves this
"Someone tell Santa it's time to pack it in, cause this cookie's a-crumblin"
"I leave all my stuff to... uhh..." 💣💥
Let me sit on this and watch what happens when it hatches
"Crack an egg on it...caw-caw!"
"What time is love?"
"Enoch built this, and Enoch will destroy it."
im the first letter of the alphabet now!
"Hope they made a backup"
Not with a bang, but a whimper.
Here comes the boom!