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[–] peto@lemm.ee 96 points 9 hours ago (5 children)

See the problem with this is that even if I write code with this font, I can't force people to read it in this font.

[–] namingthingsiseasy@programming.dev 72 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

Of course you can. Instead of committing the code to a repository, you just take screenshots of the everything and commit that instead.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tauren@lemm.ee 11 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

And then you program a runtime that calls an AI to parse images and execute your code in real-time!

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

all code is written down in physical loose leaf notebooks

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 hours ago

Hey that's MY cursed python programming method... I wonder if I still have those books

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 hours ago

That way you don't need Gimp to make edits. I like it, very human!

[–] MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 3 points 2 hours ago

You just said that somebody is in desperate need of a beating

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 30 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

You can if you paste it into a write protected pdf

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 5 points 7 hours ago

The only real way to write protect it is by printing the pdf into pdf (making it a pdf of an image).

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Pretty sure you can use the 𝓾𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓸𝓭𝓮 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓼

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

And then maybe you could use something like #define in C to map them back to valid characters? Not sure if there’s a good way to do that in other higher level languages.

[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Many editors can read config files from a file in the repository itself. And oftentimes it has the highest priority. Just gotta know the IDE of your target and they have to click "trust this project".

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 7 points 8 hours ago

Just add it for VSCode and Jetbrains and you cover like 75-95% of devs

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

Yes. The "problem".

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 13 points 9 hours ago (11 children)

I... Somehow just realized that I can of course change my editor font. After three years in professional software dev.

Any recommendations for maximizing readability?

[–] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

I unironically love comic sans derivatives, they're just super readable to me

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 4 points 5 hours ago

Comic sans can help a lot of people with dyslexia.

[–] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 7 hours ago

Comic sans is a great typeface in my opinion. Just often misused.

[–] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 9 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

I guess it depends on your preference but I love Fira Code

[–] enemenemu@lemm.ee 2 points 5 hours ago

I use it as well

Is there any other font that has that variety of ligatures?

[–] lemmeBe@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 hours ago

Try JetBrains Mono.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 6 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

Verdana.

The I/l and O/o/0, 0/8/ø are all distinct, so are all the different kinds of brackets. Also, this isn't a monospace font, so wide letters such as m and w are wide, instead of being squashed into an unreadable barcode.

Letters aren't meant to be monospace, and sans TUI nothing in computers still needs to be.

If you do need one, ex. for TUI, I second JetBrains Mono!

Also, Verdana is not a libre font, Noto Sans is a libre font that also has these properties, although code does look much better in Verdana to me.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

Also, this isn't a monospace font

Oh no.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 hours ago

You wouldn’t want mono space in languages where indentation matters?

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 6 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

https://www.codingfont.com/ is a fun, tournament style quiz that compares different monospace fonts. It's far from comprehensive, but I found it useful to gauge what font features I find stylish and readable

(For the record, my go-to font is Jetbrains Mono)

[–] mcv@lemm.ee 3 points 2 hours ago

That was fun. Apparently I'm a JetBrains Mono user. Of course it might be simply what I'm used to, because I'm a long time IntelliJ user. It wouldn't surprise me if this is already my font.

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

Thanks, I got inconsolata. I'm not a coder but I'm going to use it for other things.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 5 points 8 hours ago

Big fan of jetbrains mono.

[–] blaue_Fledermaus@mstdn.io 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

My favorite is "Inconsolata"

[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 hours ago

Me too! I don't code but I really like it.

[–] vortexsurfer@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

I'm a big fan of GoHuFont

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 3 points 6 hours ago

I've really enjoyed Monaspace as well as using Inter for my interfaces. Maybe you will too? :)

[–] palordrolap@fedia.io 1 points 1 hour ago

It's a bit vanilla but I like DejaVu Sans Mono 8pt in my terminal, which is where I edit scripts and things

Curiously, I don't think that looks quite as good at larger sizes, so I've been using Liberation Mono 9pt or 10pt elsewhere.

Both of those have distinct glyphs for the usual easily confused candidates. Can't be having my lowercase L's and 1s looking similar.

[–] hexagonwin@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

i always use the classic 6x13 or 8x16 font

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 6 points 8 hours ago

Putting the “no” in zapfino

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 6 points 9 hours ago

reduce the flourishes and/or add more spacing between lines and it would be a lot more readable.

[–] enemenemu@lemm.ee 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Zenoctate@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Cause I ~~reposted~~ stole it from some other internet page

I just usually download the image than a screenshot when posting

[–] HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 2 points 4 hours ago

std::string independence;

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

comic shanns ms for all code editing

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

shanns

I'm just wondering how this happened

[–] refalo@programming.dev 0 points 6 hours ago
[–] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 7 hours ago

Needs more line spacing.