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[–] peto@lemm.ee 65 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

See the problem with this is that even if I write code with this font, I can't force people to read it in this font.

[–] namingthingsiseasy@programming.dev 31 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Of course you can. Instead of committing the code to a repository, you just take screenshots of the everything and commit that instead.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tauren@lemm.ee 7 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

And then you program a runtime that calls an AI to parse images and execute your code in real-time!

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

all code is written down in physical loose leaf notebooks

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 20 minutes ago

Hey that's MY cursed python programming method... I wonder if I still have those books

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

That way you don't need Gimp to make edits. I like it, very human!

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 25 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You can if you paste it into a write protected pdf

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 4 points 2 hours ago

The only real way to write protect it is by printing the pdf into pdf (making it a pdf of an image).

[–] calcopiritus@lemmy.world 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Many editors can read config files from a file in the repository itself. And oftentimes it has the highest priority. Just gotta know the IDE of your target and they have to click "trust this project".

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 4 points 3 hours ago

Just add it for VSCode and Jetbrains and you cover like 75-95% of devs

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 3 points 1 hour ago

Pretty sure you can use the 𝓾𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓸𝓭𝓮 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓬𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓼

[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 6 points 4 hours ago (8 children)

I... Somehow just realized that I can of course change my editor font. After three years in professional software dev.

Any recommendations for maximizing readability?

[–] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

I guess it depends on your preference but I love Fira Code

[–] enemenemu@lemm.ee 1 points 31 minutes ago

I use it as well

Is there any other font that has that variety of ligatures?

[–] lemmeBe@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 hours ago

Try JetBrains Mono.

[–] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

I unironically love comic sans derivatives, they're just super readable to me

[–] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 hours ago

Comic sans is a great typeface in my opinion. Just often misused.

[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 1 points 1 hour ago

Comic sans can help a lot of people with dyslexia.

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 3 points 3 hours ago

Big fan of jetbrains mono.

[–] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Verdana.

The I/l and O/o/0, 0/8/ø are all distinct, so are all the different kinds of brackets. Also, this isn't a monospace font, so wide letters such as m and w are wide, instead of being squashed into an unreadable barcode.

Letters aren't meant to be monospace, and sans TUI nothing in computers still needs to be.

If you do need one, ex. for TUI, I second JetBrains Mono!

Also, Verdana is not a libre font, Noto Sans is a libre font that also has these properties, although code does look much better in Verdana to me.

[–] blaue_Fledermaus@mstdn.io 2 points 3 hours ago

My favorite is "Inconsolata"

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago

I've really enjoyed Monaspace as well as using Inter for my interfaces. Maybe you will too? :)

[–] hexagonwin@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

i always use the classic 6x13 or 8x16 font

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 5 points 5 hours ago

reduce the flourishes and/or add more spacing between lines and it would be a lot more readable.

[–] enemenemu@lemm.ee 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Zenoctate@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Cause I ~~reposted~~ stole it from some other internet page

I just usually download the image than a screenshot when posting

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 hours ago

Putting the “no” in zapfino

[–] HalfSalesman@lemm.ee 1 points 16 minutes ago

std::string independence;

comic shanns ms for all code editing

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 2 hours ago

Needs more line spacing.

[–] refalo@programming.dev 0 points 1 hour ago