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submitted 11 hours ago by Zenoctate@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] namingthingsiseasy@programming.dev 74 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Of course you can. Instead of committing the code to a repository, you just take screenshots of the everything and commit that instead.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Settle down Satan.

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 11 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

And then you program a runtime that calls an AI to parse images and execute your code in real-time!

[–] cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

all code is written down in physical loose leaf notebooks

[–] ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 hours ago

Hey that's MY cursed python programming method... I wonder if I still have those books

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 hours ago

That way you don't need Gimp to make edits. I like it, very human!

[–] MostlyBlindGamer@rblind.com 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Are you my coworkers?

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 3 points 3 hours ago

You just said that somebody is in desperate need of a beating