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[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 63 points 2 months ago (6 children)

The best part of these pictures is that all of those other animals are just like “whatevs”

[–] qupada@fedia.io 38 points 2 months ago

I feel like "whatevs" is the default position of the capybara under the vast majority of circumstances, but your point still stands.

[–] Carmakazi@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That pigeon should definitely be panicking more, there's an old video out there of a pelican successfully swallowing a pigeon whole and alive.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 12 points 2 months ago

Wouldn’t that cause some … indigestion? I assume they are used to fish, who don’t have beaks.

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Yeah bro, take a sip of water to make it slide down.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The pigeon looks like it's about to say some anime shit about activating his mecha.

Reactor: online. Sensors: online. Weapon systems: online.

All systems nominal.

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

"Bite me, lmao, ok ~~that tickles~~ that's actually kinda nice"

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 2 months ago

Even that stupid pigeon in the bottom left lol

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Isn't top right feeding a baby?

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

I’m honestly not sure, it might be?

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

in my very very very slightly educated opinion, absolutely
it looks the same as other birds feeding their chicks, and when they try to eat other things they always try to fit it into the beak because they can't just.. suck it into their gullet like a vacuum cleaner..

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

It's always so violent looking.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is why pelicans are no longer allowed at the all you can eat buffet.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

"It's all you can eat until you bite into the table, then it's what's wrong with you. Hypercriticals."

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The level of DGAF of capybara is awe inspiring.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Meanwhile the cat is fully prepared to be eaten, and has plans to scratch everything in there.

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

I thought it was a black swan 🤦🏻

[–] Crikeste@lemm.ee 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

They know the diseases inside them will destroy that bird in an hour.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

THE ONLY DISEASE THEY CARRY IS FRIENDSHIP, CRIKESTE!

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I just realized the irony of Zion Williamson playing basketball for the New Orleans Pelicans.