Stalin was a misunderstood man on the search for bolshevik boypussi

Yeah, the guy who thought a ~10 year break in genociding lgbtq people was “a bit much”.

Yeah. Tankies always forget you can't have socialism without democracy, and either no government or a government that is strictly from the bottom up, and fascists gladly play along with that facade as it works in their interests.

"Authoritarian communism" is an oxymoron.

And not an "emphasis" kind of oxymoron like "bittersweet" or "impossible solution", or a "poetic" kind like "living dead".
An "absolutely impossible" kind of oxymoron. like "married bachelor" or "squared circle".

If you have to tell everyone, you're not it. Having said that, it must be a parody account. Tell me it is.

Nick Adams once said on Twitter that Alpha males never have to announce that they are Alpha males, with (Alpha male) right there in his name. For the longest time, I refused to believe he wasn't a parody account. Then I looked into him, and the dude is 100% serious. Some people are just impossibly stupid.

This is the tweet I was thinking of, but while looking for it, I was reminded that he mentions his Alpha status all the fucking time.

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I joke with my girlfriend all the time about how 'I'M A MAN!'

Like yes, we get it - you are very insecure about the little guy in between your legs. Let's get those trans kids some rights so you can get some testosterone replacement. It's very easy, step one step two.

Bro looks like a lawer you'd see on a billboard

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This isn't the same guy saying that society is doomed because people don't take 7yos to Hooters anymore?

Turks are the perfect alphas confirmed (we don't have gender in our language). He, she, it, all the same to us.

It's "choosing the easy option" and "being soft". There's no deeper meaning that I can discern.

Evidently, "real men" choose "hardship" so they are ready when "hardship" chooses them?

Also I think the pictured "(Alpha Male)" account is intentional satire of the Tates of the world.

Real men pay extra for half the food and have to wipe there hands every 15 seconds so they can touch things without getting sauce everywhere.

Boneless is inherently superior because I love boobies and therefore only eat breast.

I honestly prefer boneless, not that I don’t like a good bone-in wing now and again. I suppose there’s some weird masculine pride that dudes get eating bone-in wings, and eating boneless goes against that?

Is it tender to eat gays?

Yes. It's quite gay to have meat in your mouth and enjoy it.

It's the other way around.

X is a "if you build it, they will come" situation. They were already around, they were just too cowardly to come out of the woodwork into the open.

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Meme accelerationism

Apparently, deboning your meat before eating it is not "manly". You have to chew the bones, like an "alpha wolf" or something.

It's small breaded chicken strips, fried, with a wings sauce.

One step above nuggets if you're lucky. Nuggets in Buffalo sauce at cheaper places.

GOTTEM!

But seriously, it's like chicken wings, without the bones. I'd not seen them until I went to the USA years and years ago. Now I see them over here in the UK too. Couldn't say when they arrived here for sure though.