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[–] shaserlark@sh.itjust.works 95 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Gee I wonder if that young fella is experienced enough?

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 47 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Don't worry, he'll have Hillary Clinton as a running mate.

[–] sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

at LAST. it's finally #HerTurn

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago

If he's into tariffs he'll do great probably

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 69 points 3 days ago (2 children)

If they want to bring him back they gotta go full on dystopian cybernetically augmented leader because that man is one sneeze away from a fatal stroke.

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 20 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Hey, I've seen this one before. It's a classic."

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[–] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 12 points 2 days ago

We all know what comes after that supreme court ruling...

ARRRRROOOOOOO!

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[–] Korne127@lemmy.world 51 points 3 days ago (11 children)

Honestly, if Trump wants to change the laws for a third time, that finally allows the Trump x Obama battle xD

[–] darvocet@infosec.pub 27 points 3 days ago (4 children)

No the rule he had drafted was written in such a way that Obama wouldn't be allowed.

[–] endeavor@sopuli.xyz 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Who cares, its not the laws apply to them in any way at all.

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[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Now that everyone has been reminded about trump, the dnc can run the same candidates from before and people will know to go with it this time, right?

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 35 points 3 days ago (16 children)

Hey, how about run better candidates? You'd think losing to the worst human being in existence would suggest trying something new.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 26 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Hey, Trump may be shipping Americans to El Salvador, but worst human being in existence is a bit of a stretch.

After all, Obama ate a hot dog with Dijon fucking mustard.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

After all, Obama ate a hot dog with Dijon fucking mustard.

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Don't forget that time he wore a tan suit! Or when he didn't wear an American flag pin that one time. What a commie.

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nah let's swipe Jeb Bush from the GOP

[–] gabbath@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm sorry, but this era of old white men has got to stop.

Liz Cheney. It's her turn.

She was a dynamite running partner for Harris

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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Lol

I'd rather join The Resistance than The Collaboration.

The fuck are they going to do now? Keep defending the new status quo?

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[–] pno2nr@lemmy.world 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You know, that fella may be just Republican enough to be the Democratic nominee.

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[–] mlg@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (9 children)

At this rate I fully expect the democrats to fumble the midterm elections which should be literally the easiest campaign in decades.

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[–] Goodtoknow@lemmy.ca 29 points 3 days ago
[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (8 children)

As much as you hate the DNC right now they are serving up some major L's for trump.

To be fair though, with his tarrifs he basically took a hammer to his own nuts.

[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (21 children)

they are serving up major Ls for trump.

Are they tho? Cause to me it seems like trump is floundering and the DNC has spent the last 9 years doing fuck all about it

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 2 days ago

I'm so over this two party circle jerk.

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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Barely showing up wins again!

[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What? You're talking about the USA DNC?

Most of those guys are clowns, but without the charm, skills, or self-awareness. Just the greasepaint and dead eyes.

A handful of them could be outsmarted by a revolving door.

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[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

He’s been biding his time

[–] choab@discuss.online 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Fuck, this is such a good shitpost. It’s still cracking me up.

[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 11 points 1 day ago

What a nice, young whipper snapper of a politician. Going to be great to have someone that young.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Things are about to finally cringe

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

You're here for shit post, now eat your shit and be happy!

[–] spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm here for shitposts, not shit posts.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Just call him Mr. House already.

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