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[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I took a fat, greasy shit today.

Yeah, I admit it.

And I'm sure many of you out there have taken your fair share.

But why am I bringing this up?

For two reasons:

  1. Because no topic is off limits and
  2. Because it's important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle

There are some things that need to be done in moderation.

For some (including myself), questionable food is one of them.

Be very aware of the things that if you do too much cause more harm than good.

Carry on.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bro, apples don’t poop. WTF

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They do, but only when you’re not looking.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago

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About the little mole who wanted to know, who had made a doodoo on his head

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Because it’s important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle

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[–] biofaust@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

As a European, the only information I have about Chipotle is that makes you shit greasy and greatly. Sounds like something straight out of Idiocracy from here.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It’s not actually bad as long as the chipotle you go to is decent. I’ve never had trouble eating it; was only joking. They use fresh ingredients which is more than a lot of American fast food can say

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[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Theres 2 kinds of men, those who jerk off and fucking liars.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago

true but... linkedin?

linkedin?

[–] bunitor@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 1 month ago

me when i jack off to sleep in the cafeteria

[–] roserose56@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 month ago

Linkedin is comedy heaven, I always lough with the content.

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The “Carry on” at the end - like he’s stopped you in the street to share this nugget of wisdom, and is giving you a firm pat on the shoulder before sending me on your way.

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I like to think he is saying that to himself because he interrupted his porn binge to post this.

[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nothing like a good wank to clear the mind and uncover fundamental truths about the universe

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

I am not sure he was done yet.

[–] nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I had to look up what "digital real estate" is and best i can tell it's something like real estate in the metaverse, hoarding website domains, or some other bullshit

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 month ago

Worked with a guy who was obsessed with Tim Ferris and his 'Opening the Kimono' philosophy on transparency.

Dude took it really far when he pushed for nude events and "Tell All's" at our company retreat.

Later quit to run some crypto scam.

[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

There are A LOT of things that are off limits in the workplace.

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"No topic is off limits" and "Be aware of indulgences in your life" are, in my opinion, great pieces of advice that you should apply to your close ones. However, LinkedIn is definitely not the place for this.

[–] zeca@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

as someone that never took anything worthwhile out of linkedin, i kind of like that people post this stuff there :P

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[–] corroded@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's amazing how someone's job description can say "Scammer" in so many more words.

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[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[–] HorreC@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

you mean the same porn industry that makes billions a year, you mean you are the single person funding them! I couldnt think that people watch that stuff.

[–] Case@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago

Just like that one kid who got caught buying a dime bag of weed. They directly and solely funded terrorism.

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[–] the_q@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

Capitalism is a helluva drug.

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