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The man is an open book to future employers. (lemmy.world)
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[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 45 points 4 months ago (5 children)

I took a fat, greasy shit today.

Yeah, I admit it.

And I'm sure many of you out there have taken your fair share.

But why am I bringing this up?

For two reasons:

  1. Because no topic is off limits and
  2. Because it's important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle

There are some things that need to be done in moderation.

For some (including myself), questionable food is one of them.

Be very aware of the things that if you do too much cause more harm than good.

Carry on.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] cdf12345@lemm.ee 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Bro, apples don’t poop. WTF

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They do, but only when you’re not looking.

[–] wieson@feddit.org 4 points 4 months ago

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About the little mole who wanted to know, who had made a doodoo on his head

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Because it’s important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle

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[–] biofaust@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

As a European, the only information I have about Chipotle is that makes you shit greasy and greatly. Sounds like something straight out of Idiocracy from here.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

It’s not actually bad as long as the chipotle you go to is decent. I’ve never had trouble eating it; was only joking. They use fresh ingredients which is more than a lot of American fast food can say

[–] multiplemigs@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

might want to look in to getting a little more fiber in that diet if it was greasy. drink more water too.

[–] balder1991@lemmy.world 0 points 4 months ago

This cracked me up.