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[–] Metype@pawb.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

INEXPLICABLE in my ass

[–] frittoBee@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Prettyboy in my ass

[–] Handsomest_Robot@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Visitor in my ass

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Song of the Deep in my ass.

thanks Darren Korb.

[–] LoreSoong@startrek.website 1 points 2 weeks ago

Slipping away in my ass

[–] trslim@pawb.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Somebody told me in my ass

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

Soulfly XI in my ass

[–] MajesticElevator@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

I’m impressed. It works so much

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Mr. Jones in my ass.

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

D.H.A.N.T.Z. in my ass

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

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[–] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"I'll name the dogs" in my ass

[–] Dazed_Confused@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Radioactive Toy in my ass...

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

The Longest Johsn - Mutiny

...in my ass.

[–] Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Axiomatic dematerialization in my ass.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Do you know the muffin man in my ass

[–] DJDarren@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 weeks ago

Mercury Rev - In The Wilderness In My Arse

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

Hell March in my ass?

I mean, should I call in sick tomorrow?

[–] Kurtagag@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Graven Tåkeheimens Saler in my ass

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I haven't listened to any music since yesterday so here's some from my music playlist:

  • don't be a fool in my ass
  • the whole town's laughing at m(y ass)
  • dancin (with) my ass
  • master of flame in my ass
  • the fire and the flames in my ass
  • clubbed to death (with) my ass
  • dare to be stupid in my ass
  • in the house, in a heartbeat, in my ass

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE:

  • rules of nature in my ass
  • meat grinder in my ass
  • outrun the wolves in my ass
  • sharks in my ass
  • ghosts 'n stuff in my ass
  • small enemy spider in my ass
[–] pan0wski@infosec.pub 0 points 2 weeks ago

Roam in my ass

[–] TuEstUnePommeDeTerre@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 weeks ago

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[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 0 points 2 weeks ago

I Remember Everything (in My Ass)

[–] jojowakaki@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago

Jizzed in my pants ... in my ass. Doesn't make sense.

[–] ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hype Boy in my ass

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