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[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

In The End In My Ass

I pressed so hard, and got to fart 🎢

[–] transientpunk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Numb Little Bug in my ass

[–] HotDog7@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Lonely Day in my ass

[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just realised I paused about 20 seconds away from The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald in my ass.

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[–] m0darn@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago

Smells like nirvana in my ass.

(Weird Al)

[–] WeirdyTrip@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 months ago

It Ain't Over Til It's Over In My Ass

(Lenny Kravitz)

Last time I saw this post, an old Czech song had just played on the radio…

collapsed inline media"BrΓ‘nΓ­m se dojetΓ­" translates to "I resist being touched", apparently

[–] Birch@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Everything Will Be Alright Tomorrow In My Ass

[–] tostiman@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Tell me why in my ass

[–] vale@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

Anytime Anywhere in my ass

[–] superkret@feddit.org 6 points 2 months ago

Smells Like Teen Spirit In My Ass

[–] PlexSheep@infosec.pub 6 points 2 months ago

【Ado】ブγƒͺγ‚­γƒŽγƒ€γƒ³γ‚Ή ζ­Œγ„γΎγ—γŸ in my ass

(Ado sang buriki no dance in my ass?)

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[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago
[–] seggturkasz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Music for bugs in my ass (Camiidae)

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Nothing at All in My Ass

[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Monster in my ass

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 5 points 2 months ago

Jolene in my ass

[–] KaRunChiy@fedia.io 5 points 2 months ago

Dr. FeelGood in my ass

Eternal Procession in my ass.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Time In A Bottle.

Oh no...

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[–] prosthetiknow@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Drive in my ass

[–] don@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

β€œJump, jive, roar in my ass.”

Oh dear.

[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Sledgehammer in my ass

[–] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

"so this is love" in my ass. Changes the tone of Cinderella a bit

[–] plsnerf7@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Landmines (in my ass) - Architects

[–] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago

Fuck you in my head in my ass.

[–] rektdeckard@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Wicked Game In My Ass

[–] Monster96@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Holding Out for a Hero in my ass

[–] jaek@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Catch these fists in my ass

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[–] molten@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

X gon' give it to ya in the ass

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's a great day to be alive in my ass

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[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

BACK AND FORTH in my ass - Sebastian Paul

[–] _g_be@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
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[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago

My Machine in my ass...

[–] smiletolerantly@awful.systems 4 points 2 months ago
[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Not this time in my ass. Song by F-minus.

[–] Axiochus@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

That funny feeling in my ass

[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Bette Davis Eyes in my ass.

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[–] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

I Quit In My Ass

[–] cosmictrickster@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Love for me too in my ass

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

When the bike seat breaks; "bicycle in my ass"

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 2 months ago

Your Woman in my ass.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

"Hellfire" in my ass

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Smooth criminal in my ass.

Oh no!

[–] Scrollone@feddit.it 4 points 2 months ago

And the beat goes on in my ass

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