So now that the airport scanner made you gay, what are you going to do with your new gayness?

Dude, you were gay already and just hadn't admitted it to yourself.

this explains a lot

Well, looks like I better book a flight.

Can confirm, ran the numbers and in just over 3 years Atlanta turned every american gay. That's why for such a long time now, every american is gay, always. It's those body scanner!

I do feel a little more flamboyant every time I take a flight.

Christianity is the silliest of all the religions.

And that’s saying something.

There are some really silly ones

Yet Christianity is the silliest.

Sexy ass blonde man in a loin cloth showing off his shredded abs… plastering this image everywhere.

Worshiping this sexy man.

And then being like “gay is bad mkay”

Silly.

They do? Great! Let's get rid of them.

So he’s been doing a lot of flying huh?

It always amazes me what stupid excuses they search when they find themselves or someone close "not in compliance". Once they find out that they are e.g. gay, it is never "because God created them so". It's always "(something I don't like or understand) turned them so".

Let me guess, he was caught in the airport mens toilet on his knees and came up with this?

Well if it gets them banned..

Mrs. Simpson made me gay

If this got rid of those scanners, I wouldn't complain.