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And that’s basically it!
Christianity is the silliest of all the religions.
And that’s saying something.
There are some really silly ones
Yet Christianity is the silliest.
Sexy ass blonde man in a loin cloth showing off his shredded abs… plastering this image everywhere.
Worshiping this sexy man.
And then being like “gay is bad mkay”
Silly.
They do? Great! Let's get rid of them.
Can confirm, ran the numbers and in just over 3 years Atlanta turned every american gay. That's why for such a long time now, every american is gay, always. It's those body scanner!
this explains a lot
I do feel a little more flamboyant every time I take a flight.
Well, looks like I better book a flight.
So he’s been doing a lot of flying huh?
It always amazes me what stupid excuses they search when they find themselves or someone close "not in compliance". Once they find out that they are e.g. gay, it is never "because God created them so". It's always "(something I don't like or understand) turned them so".
It is never something that even has the possibility to course personality changes. It's always something weird.
Let me guess, he was caught in the airport mens toilet on his knees and came up with this?
Well if it gets them banned..
If this got rid of those scanners, I wouldn't complain.
Mrs. Simpson made me gay