Cool beans.
this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2023
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I heard that lemmy will upvote anything. This is literally just a can of fucking beans
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I live for beans
BEEEEEANS WHAT THE FUUUUUU
I'm here for the canned bean party...
These are the proper beans for beans on toast. In the US (at least where I live) you’ll find them in the International section of the grocery store, not with all the other canned beans.
Beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you poop!
Downvoted for the principle
Aww yisss. Beansss
All hail the can of beans, the one true Lord
He’s a shitposting Warhol - a genius, and a fool
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This is the most upvotes I've seen ever on Lemmy.
My app is slow scrolling through these comments.
We have arrived, everyone.
those are pretty nice beans tbf
My dog pinto he ran away. But he came back the very next day. I asked pinto where he been. Pinto been Pinto been!
My dog Lima he ran away...
But maybe we hate Kidney beans.
Not even good beans. Branston is the way.
Beans, the DNA of the soul! They shape our will. They are the culture. They are everything we pass on. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair: all beans, all passed on. You can't fight nature, Jack. Wind blows, rain falls, and the strong prey upon the weak!
Came for the fucking beans, got only beans.
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING BEANS
You've just been BEAN'D!!! 😱🤣🤫
Oh no. It's br*tish :(
Hello, we’ve bean waiting for you.
ALIEN BEANS!
Beany was the name that they gave me
These are underrated asf, coming from the US, and being cheap. F outa here with those Bush’s Baked lol.
A+ can of beans.
Rather just have one big bean
Beeeeeeenz
Hey, don’t sell your beans so short, they also have tomato sauce!
Can't argue with this logic :)
Beans it is!
I'm here for the shitposts
It is not just a can of fucking beans. It's a can of fucking beans in tomato sauce.
yeah but beans are good.. and a staple food in DayZ, popular with those damn kids. Upvoted.
I upvote just to mark as read without having to open comments...
I love these beans
proceed to turn the bean into bean toast
Hell of a can though.
Good thing Karma doesn't exist here.
Thank god for beans
All right after seeing this comment for the last 6 hrs I had to give in and upvote
There you go, take that upvote
You fucked up. You need to put rule in the title to get upvoted.
I won't upvote. We don't have that brand. 🤔
We all witnessed
BEANS!
B E A N Z
I don't like fucking beans. I prefer eating them.
Holy shit beans