As an expert on all things involving the Internet, and a whale biologist, no. Follow me for more home improvement tips
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Omg youre the expert I am looking for! I would like to DIY an internet router that can communicate with whales.
Is there anything people on the internet won't claim they are an expert in?
weird. this just happens to be my exact field of study AMA
Is there anything people on the internet won't claim they are an expert in?
My extensive expertise tells me it depends.
No it doesn't, I study this subject for a living and have a degree in expertise-analysis and all of the results I've gotten in the past few decades show that there isn't. Stop lying when you don't know what you're even saying. /s
I demand sources! Not because I want a fight, just for the sources. If you provide them I definitely won't just stop replying. Cos I want facts not a fight obviously
Why would I provide sources to you if you and your generation are too addicted to video games and slang terms to even search it up on Google‽ You're obviously trying to contest my authority on expertise-analysis without even knowing a single word of what I'm even saying rather than looking for a genuine discussion like the angel I am.
This made me laugh really loudly for ten seconds. Kudos.
As an expert in claiming to be an expert on the internet I can confidently say no
Being Amish?
Humility?
I, too, am extraordinarily humble.
I'm so humble I could teach Mother Theresa a thing or two
I almost electrocuted myself trying to test if a random wire in my friend’s attic was live or not.
I’m not an electrician and I couldn’t find my non-contact voltage tester. I accidentally grabbed my computer hobbyist-level testing multimeter instead of the one that handles higher voltages. The fuse exploded and sparks flew everywhere and the multimeter screen cracked. I don’t know why the screen cracked.
I don’t know about lots of stuff but I approach life with the zeal of a challenger, to quote Ichiro.
It was the magic smoke escaping through the screen.
Was it?
It was indeed. Very much so.
They won't claim they are an expert in the core of a star.
Or rather, while they may claim the expertise, they won't be able to do it from inside the center of a star.
How to get the j g wentworth cash now song as an iPhone ringtone
If you genuinely want to do that then try this: (there might be a limit of 30 seconds for a ringtone so you might not be able to use the whole song)
Shit tasting expert?
You can't tell me there isn't a coprophilia / coprophagia forum out there somewhere.
Saving PDFs and copying from one file to another
Filling out PDFs in Linux
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lol, this makes me think of the history memes dude. Are they really knowledgeable or just Wikipedia anything you say for 30 seconds before they respond?
ai and crypto, to a lesser extent, it seems. edit: I misread the post and didnt see the word 'wont'
lol, this makes me think of the history memes dude. Are they really knowledgeable or just Wikipedia anything you say for 30 seconds before they respond?