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[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Raccoons are very friendly…

[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Urban raccoons are starting to figure out that being friendly means snacks

[–] sad_detective_man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

so are we looking at 30 years tops for common domestication?

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 21 points 2 months ago

If they are ever domesticated they are gonna be annoying as pets since they literally have hands. They will be able to open anything you can open.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

AFAIK raccoons are already manageable pets up until they hit puberty. Then they get batshit crazy and feral, and it's best to let them go, so all in all it's not worth it. However, while I'm not sure it's a perfect analogy, but there was a domestication experiment spanning over several decades with foxes, and it's still ongoing. Those particular foxes are somewhat more domesticated, but still utterly loud, kept in kennels, they still piss everywhere, etc. - and raccoons aren't even halfway there.

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 months ago

the raccoon build is still minmaxxing interaction/loot, who domesticates who is still waged

[–] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

except when they go full spider-monkey on your ass when you're taking out the garbage and they jump out of your bin at mach 10 as they screech their battle cry inches from your face. Based on a true story.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You sure that was a raccoon? Could have been a wolverine… yeah, let’s shift the blame on wolverines instead…

[–] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This happened to my room mate and was hilarious, I still love raccoons.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Did he say "bub"?

[–] Trabic@lemmy.today 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

… you think maybe it’s because they want snacks?

[–] Lupus@feddit.org 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Huh, maybe they are just some sort of fucked up cat.

[–] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What do you mean by that? What are you saying? That they’re mad? Mad, mad cats?