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Low quality cropping will officially launch on Lemmy in 2025 after passing budget evaluation
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this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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So I guess no putting your head between your knees in the event of a crash then, huh?
The only reason airlines would have you do that in the first place is so you can kiss your ass goodbye.
Not true.
I suppose it’s to protect your head from possible flying debris?
It's to prevent you from becoming flying debris
More too protect your teeth so they can identify via dental records
It’s a play on put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye as in it’s not going to help you no matter what
Do you not know of Captain Sulemburger
Brace position.
You need to pass yoga test to afford this seat
Maybe they could replace that with a noose that comes down next to the oxygen. Then, if you get claustrophobic, you get off the plane any time you want.
That would require assisted suicide to be legal.
The ‘ol Marylin Manson
Well strapped to a sightly ergonomic plank upright is pretty safe, even better if you face away from the direction of the crash.