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[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 53 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I've been told by my therapist I have the worst case she has ever seen. Yes I'm winning it ;)

My therapist called me the most cynical 24 year old she'd ever seen. I'm 37 now.

[–] SpongyAneurism@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I made my therapist lose her shits, because I sat in her chair once.
The arrangement was a small table and two identical chairs on either side, with no indication who has to sit where, other than how we'd usually do it and no clear instructions.
She couldn't handle it and couldn't let it go weeks after that session.
Am I winning?

[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Username chacks out. You gave her an aunerism.

Edit: on a serious note that's crazy. Like she should have fixed her issues

Yeah, she was weird anyways. Our session mostly consisted of arguments about our conflicting world views.

Unfortunately it was my first therapy and it took me way too long to call it quits and find a different therapist. But I did, eventually.

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 2 points 1 day ago

What category speed run are you going for? Worst case% in hygienic rigor