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[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 142 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I do industrial programming. Everything is so far behind that yelling at the "computers" does nothing. Physical violence is just about the only thing they respect.

[–] SynonymousStoat@lemmy.world 113 points 4 days ago (7 children)

Percussive maintenance is surprisingly helpful a lot of the time.

[–] TheRealKuni@midwest.social 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Until your trackpad is acting up a bit and you become so frustrated you smack it and now it hardly ever works.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago

Same with flinging a laptop across the room, which ultimately became my excuse to replace a 12yo Sony laptop.

[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

As long as you don't let too much magic smoke escape.

[–] IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If the magic smoke comes out, that's entirely the electrician/electrical designer's fault. Their circuits shouldn't have let me do that.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

Hey now, the NEC provides ample protection against user stupidity, and I do my damndest to take it a step further. If a user is able to do something so catastrophically stupid despite me better engineering efforts, perhaps they should read up on darwinism.

Signed, an electrician.

[–] Mossheart@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

This often devolves into Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly.

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

A blowie works a lot more often.

[–] Podunk@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

More flies with honey they say... but i still cant get this usb right the first try.

[–] madjo@feddit.nl 1 points 3 days ago

It broke my previous laptop’s hard drive because it wasn’t an ssd.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

therapeutic at least

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

That's where the term punch card comes from

FORTRAN? More like, these hands. Put 'em up, numb nuts.

[–] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

I would love to have more effective means to threaten inanimate objects.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

Tbh, that sounds super interesting.