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They are turtles. Their junk is internal. Comes out of the same hole they poop and pee from... Cloaca.
"The more you know"π
Totally Tubular!
Turtle Power!
My mutated genitals are now inside my amphibian cloaca!
PARTAAAAAAAAAY!
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They always were....
... dude, you're a reptile. Salamanders are amphibians
Cloaca Bunga. βπ»
Tortoises have obscenely large genitals
Fed on a diet of pizza (totally wrong for a tortoise) and kept out of the sun for the majority of the time by that psychopath of a rat, it's unlikely these kids don't have massive developmental issues and stunned growth.
Thatβs why tortoise isnβt my nickname.
I can attest to this. We have a sixty pound salcota tortoise, who gets very randy around his black rubber feeding bowl...looks like a fleshy flower. Like something you'd see in Stranger Things' upside down.
Edit: punctuation
Yeah and they can get pretty loud (bumping of shells and moaning)
Booking a flight as we speak.
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