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[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 245 points 1 day ago (8 children)

The agent... did not know where they were going, and “was in fear that he was being abducted.”

How scary that must've been for him to be stuck in someone's vehicle not sure where they're going and to be in fear he was being abducted! Terrifying! I can't believe anyone would do that.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago (3 children)

was in fear that he was being abducted.

Anyway, how about them $SPORTSBALL-TEAM?

[–] Rekorse@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

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