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Do you grow to a maximum size in water? Or do you just keep growing the longer you stay in contact with water? If the latter then I think glowing in the dark is the less inconvenient option.
Yes, to a maximum size about 3 times your regular size.
Then it would still be less inconvenient to glow in the dark since showering would become a real problem.
It does say slowly, we really need more information about the rates at which you grow and shrink. Still I think the growing in water thing at least seems to have some potential positives whereas glow in the dark is just annoying.
I imagine guys would do it just so they could have temporarily larger penises.
I know I would.
"Babe, I'mma wreck your holes tonight, let me hop in the bath."
Would you be able to stay hard when you grow? We haven’t asked enough questions.
People with penises get hard because of blood flow to the penis, so I imagine absorbing water might have a similar effect 💀
Life, uh, finds a way
what the fuck is it with lemmy and "holes" like thats somehow hot or something
like all of these lemmynsfw posts are like "look at my holes" and "what would you do to my holes" and its just girls spreading their ass cheeks open to show.. well, you get it
I just find it kind of a gross way to try to be sexy
Well, I was intentionally writing it to be crass. I would never tell a girl that I care about that "I'm gonna wreck her holes" unless the situation explicitly called for it.
I mean yeah I figured, I didnt think you were trying to be romantic @}-'---,-----
its not you, its the word/phrase, like I find it to be gross and like this nihilistic, post-apocalyptic way of talking about sex or something.. its difficult to articulate, its just in no way hot to me and instead quite gross. I dont think youre gross or wrong or bad for using it im just turned off by the word/phrase and was wondering why im seeing it everywhere, but thats just how turns of phrase go, I suppose
If only your volume increases while your mass stays the same, your density would decrease which might potentially save you from drowning.
Does the amount of water affect the rate of growth, or is it a timing thing?
Am I absorbing water like a sponge, where I'd grow much faster in a pool vs. the rain
Or is it a reaction to any prolonged contact with water
It's like a sponge. It takes several hours to get to your maximum size.
Any super strength? Like 3 times my strength or would I just be big. I could do advertising for a boat salesman or something. “bigger than huge sale this weekend!” And other such methods.