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[–] thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 111 points 5 hours ago (10 children)

People can't be this stupid, can they?

[–] FigMcLargeHuge@sh.itjust.works 47 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

Maybe they were exposed to too much dihydrogen monoxide?

[–] mp3@lemmy.ca 31 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

It appears some of them were baptised for too long.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago

I'm stealing this.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

Not long enough.

[–] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 29 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I heard he exposed his epidermis in public!

[–] HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

what next giving children dihydrogen monoxide?

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 hour ago

Pumping the classrooms full of mostly nitrogen gas….

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 40 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

They can, they are, and it's not the lowest they can go.

Here. Eat a tidepod. Maybe you're just hungry.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Is the stupidity that people were eating tidepods.. or that they were tricked into thinking eating tidepods was actually trend when it was just a few individuals?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

It was like two different things. Small children were accidentally eating laundry pods because they look like candy and the packaging was poorly designed. Teenagers creating memes because it was hilarious boomer media was falling for it.

[–] Zahille7@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

KnowYourMeme has been a fantastic resource for Internet history imo.

[–] nate3d@lemmy.world 19 points 4 hours ago

Think about how stupid the average person is, then realize half of them are dumber than that.

  • George Carlin
[–] Sumocat@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago

Have you not seen who we elected to be recently President? Again.

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago

Not only are people this stupid, but those people have a vote, too. (At least if they are citizens)

there was someone on Grindr telling insinuating me that they had a price. I asked them to tell me in Arabic numerals. then they Google translated it to spelling it in Arabic.

American sorely needs to invest in education.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 hours ago

Oh yeah.. I mentioned this one a few days ago, as my husband's co-workers brought it up..

People can be that reactionary when they don't know shit.

[–] aberrate_junior_beatnik@midwest.social 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

This article cites two X posts and makes vague assertions that "The claim caused a stir online, with some X users condemning Mamdani." How much of a stir, how many users, and how many of them were criticizing Mamdani for the topic at hand is unclear.

I doubt many people were taken in (though I'm not surprised to see a west virginia lawmaker involved, state legislators are truly the dregs of our society), and I think Newsweek mostly made this up.

[–] elbucho@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago

I used to hope that, but these last couple of decades have brutally beten such optimism out of me.

[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 hours ago

First day on Earth, huh?