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The moment we've all been waiting for: you now can have targeted ads on your 2k smartfridge
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this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2025
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I once asked why anybody would want a smart fridge. Most people didn’t seem to know. The most common answer was that it could act as a focal point for a busy family for keeping track of things like appointments.
So, like a blackboard/whiteboard, cork board, or even a normal fridge, some paper, and magnets.
I’m no Luddite. I’ve got smart lamps so i can change the lighting in my living room & bedroom without getting up. And I’m looking into heating so i can have my heating come on when i leave work, rather than at a specific time. That saves effort and money.
But i just see no reason whatsoever for anybody to have a smart fridge.
I would very much like a tablet on the wall, like a digital cork board/calendar/photo frame etc
Building it into the fridge with what I assume are zero options about the actual software involved ain't it though.
Those already exist and they don't show ads
https://usetrmnl.com/
"Luddite" has been turned into a slur over time but it is actually a view point that humans should have a say on what technology does to them and for who. They were not technophobes. They were technodeterminists.
They have electrolytes.
The one smart feature I could see being nice is inventory tracking.
There's some new regulation incoming in the EU where they're doing QR codes on products with the price and also expiry date. A fridge that scans my milk carton as I put it in and then also knows the expiry date would be neat.
I don't see this as something I could ever need, but for old people or people with various disabilities? Could have its use.
Pretty nice until the day inevitably comes where one of the RFID chips malfunctions and the fridge keeps insisting that you throw out something that isn't there and you can't reset the inventory without downloading an update from some company that doesn't exist anymore using a profile that your ex has the password for.
Then you'll wonder why you didn't use to have these sorts of issues, and your kids will ask how you updated the fridge in your childhood. As an adult you are expected to know this stuff. With your authority being undermined like that they'll stop listening to anything you say and start smoking crack after school. Now you have a malfunctioning fridge and junkie children. Thanks a lot, dad.
No thanks. I've got 99 problems, but a fridge ain't one.
"Unauthorized product detected. Subscribe to premium to store products from this brand. "
"Cooling disabled until product removed"
Fridge probably stop operating if it can't show you ads. And if the company goes belly up they send a code that kills your fridge. Just like another companies have done.
It's a QR code and not rfid.
I'm not saying this is for everyone, I'm saying that's a feature that could be handy for certain use cases where people need such assistance in their life.
Are you okay? I don't either want to experience this but... Just checking.
I'm fine, thank you for your concern.
It is by all means a humourous shitpost. The last line in my post is a pun on the rap song 99 problems, which should be the give away.
no I hate, and I mean hate smart speakers and all generative ai.
I would 100% be up for a fridge that keeps track of its contents' expiry dates via qr and could display warnings when things are going off. I hate wasting food, especially animal products (I already feel guilty enough) so if my fridge said the smoked salmon had 3 days left I'd be into that. now, it retaining my data and sharing it with anyone would be a complete dealbreaker so
If it's dead, it's dead. Whether you eat it or not, it won't change anything. The purchase kills the animal, not the consumption.
It only makes an ecological difference if you convert the generated calories into energy.
Sure, but let's assume you want to eat x grams of animal products a week. You could either buy them and eat them, or buy them, have them expire, and then you have to re-buy them. The second one clearly sucks more.
Sure, that would indeed be a shame. But nobody is dependent on animal products unless there's a medical reason.
"Have you heard of our lord and savior, veganism?"
Yes, leave me alone.
Fair point, and I am not going to argue that. I am just pointing out that eating animal products you have already bought is the less bad option compared to not eating them.
i think most people would disagree
People like you are the reason everyone hates vegans.
Nobody is obligated to inject vegan philosophy into every unrelated discussion unless they have a mental disorder.
As a non-vegan, what the fuck, mate? There are ways to disagree without essentially calling people insane.
Hmm? There's all sorts of mental disorders that aren't considered "insanity" . Projecting, much?
hm. Id see it differently. kill animal -> eat animal 👌
kill animal -> let its body rot in the refrigerator while my hungover ass orders thai food is the closest I get to calling something a sin. its a crime against ecology imo.
I get what youre saying though, I just definitely see it through a different lens
the animal is usually dead before someone walks into the grocery store
That's the main use case I've heard as well. But, If I have to scan each item as I put it into the fridge, why not just scan it with my phone and keep a less expensive dumb fridge?
The LG concept one I saw that had this, just had enough cameras where there was no way you could put something in without it seeing the QR and scanning it automatically.
In my country they run ads for a "Smart" line of appliances and there's a part the guy is like "Adjusting thr fridge's temperature from my phone? Now that's smart!"
Like mf how often do you need to adjust the temp??? I do it once after buying groceries or maybe when the season changes and it's like 1 press of the button at the door, tf?
In every fucking commercial for a washing machine someone is in their garden and turns on the machine by wifi. How does the dirty laundry get in?
The only interesting thing might be a notification when it's done.
Do you leave work at different times each day and week that you don't know about until you are at work?
Unless you do, a regular programmable thermostat would be fine.
This might surprise you, but some people work jobs with alternating schedules.
I'd imagine it's pretty annoying to reprogram the thermostat every other week or w/e.
And it isn't annoying to have to log into your thermostat every day?
goal post moving ...
Either way you need to interact with your thermostat to change it, why add a vulnerability to it that the company may break it at some point?
Log in every day? Many, if not most, smart thermostat apps have location based features to automatically handle the use case OP had mentioned. You can set it up one time and pretty much never need to interact with it again.
The smart thermostat that came with my house has that "feature" and I hate it. If I don't walk past the thermostat for a few hours, it assumes I'm not home and then lets the house turn into an icebox.
So your thermostat is tracking your location by GPS to know when to turn on?
I mean, I guess at least I can see how someone might benefit from it I suppose. I certainly don't want that though.
Nobody was asking what you want.
Nobody here is trying to sell you on one of these, you just jumped in to tell us how you cant fathom why someone would want one and were offered a reasonably common use case as an answer.
Wait until they find out about how cars are tracking your every movement
Or when they find out that their phone has like 30 other sensors used in conjunction with the GPS for tracking that can't be "switched off".
Or that switching off GPS is only switching off the transmission of the data, not the collection of it on the device which then stores it all to be transmitted as soon as you turn the toggle back on.