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He also claimed he felt it through his Kevlar vest. Didn't know sandwiches are more powerful than bullets.
To be fair he was a little bitch, and little bitches feel everything.
ironic since they’re heartless
Is
Is a little bitch
This circus will be a part of Why veterans hate ICE.
There is a big difference between being able to feel something and being injured by it.
Indeed. Conservation of energy means he definitely felt it, just spread out over his entire torso, bouncing off harmlessly.
It hit him right in the fee fees, and badly damaged his already fwagile mascuwinity.
You need special plating to handle those sub-sonic sandwiches.
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To be fair, while wearing one you can feel someone lightly patting you on the chest. I'm sure he did feel it but no way on earth did it hurt.
Clearly this was a Subway sandwich with an armor piercing tungsten penetrator ingredient. Evidence submitted by the prosecution cited Subway corporation's recent advertising campaign featuring the slogan "I can't get enough of that tungsten!". This branding campaign was, of course, a backpedal from Subway's previous offering of a Depleted Uranium penetrator which was largely shunned by sandwich consumers as being 'unhealthy'. /s
Sandwiches can melt steel beams, didn't you know?
Bush did Jimmy/Johns.
It's a feeling
Kevlar doesn't stop feelings 🥹