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Hot dogs are sandwiches
This is a settled debate. Hot dogs are tacos
Fuhrer Trump decreed that tacos are hot dogs
He's allowed to identify as whatever processed meat he wants. Hot dogs are tacos though.
Seems like an odd distinction, tacos are also sandwiches.
Get your binary food logic out of here
Sandwich is something between two similar things
Taco is a thing wrapped around another
Pizza is a thing on top of another
Calzone is when one thing is fully encased in another
Your definition of sandwhich is incorrect.
I know, it must be terrifying to have the truth of the world laid out for you so plainly. Terror is a calzone, by the way
Nah, iv known for awhile now how confused people are by the concept of a sanwhich.
Ah, I see, you are stuck on a pizza of ignorance. You must return to Sandwich
You must stack another pizza upside down upon your understanding
Acknowledge the pizza for what it is, a half sandwich. And how could a half sandwich ever turn into a whole sandwich?
I have no idea what all that pizza talk is about. If I fold my pizza slice length wise as many people do, is it then, by your definition, a taco? But we will have to agree to disagree, even if I am correct.
Also , i need to do some historical and culinary research, but I think a calzone may actually be a dumpling.
I see disagreement, but no counter argument.
Life is not always fair.
Smoothies are soup.
A soy vanilla latte is a three-bean soup.
I am vanilla latte
Lasagna is a casserole.
Chicago deep dish pizza is just lasagna.
Really stewy lasagna... Gross! Thanks!
This is the best one.
Only if they use actual vanilla and not a cheap chemical replica
No beaver butts here!
It's not thick or chunky enough. It might be a broth.
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and I cut them diagonally just because that's not how a sub should be cut
subs are exploding weapons of mass mustard.
But a sub is just a sandwich.
sandwiches that get cut horizontally
Depends on the sandwich orientation when cutting. If you lay the sandwich side to side then cutting across the short length is vertical. Laying the sandwich so it's point away from you would make that cut horizontal.
nah, horizontal means perpendicular to the main axis. there's only one main axis for a sub. and roll doesn't matter